No Adrienne Barbeau??
Guess it's time to start stockpiling lame blurbs and bad puns to mock
the more-than-likely flop known as Man-Thing
- "Whoever Knows Crappy F/X Bombs at the Box Office's
- "Audiences Want No-Thing to do with Man-Thing"
- "Man-Thing Giant-Size...Flop, That Is"
- "Muck This"
Also fun: Anticipating the inevitable odd-sounding quotes, such
as this one from Artisan Entertainment Executive Vice President Patrick
Gunn: "We feel this film impressively introduces MAN-THING
in a manner that will really thrill the viewing public.”