No Adrienne Barbeau??
Guess it's time to start stockpiling lame blurbs and bad puns to mock the more-than-likely flop known as Man-Thing:

• "Whoever Knows Crappy F/X  Bombs at the Box Office's Touch"
• "Audiences Want No-Thing to do with Man-Thing"
• "Man-Thing Giant-Size...Flop, That Is"
• "Muck This"

Also fun:  Anticipating the inevitable odd-sounding quotes, such as this one from Artisan Entertainment Executive Vice President Patrick Gunn:  "We feel this film impressively introduces MAN-THING in a manner that will really thrill the viewing public.”  ¶ 3:53 PM | |