Locking = Comic Genius
Nick Locking cracks me up. Here are some of his
recent
"speed-round" reviews:
- Green Lantern: On every page, there should be a caption
saying
"STAY CALM, READER - GRANT MORRISON WILL BE HERE SOON."
- The Punisher: YES, OKAY, WOLVERINE IS DUMB. GET ON WITH
TELLING A
NEW STORY.
- Ultimate Six: Something happened! Now, some other things
should
happen, please.
- 1602: "Odds bodkins! Yon giant red wagon o'er yonder hath
transmogrified into a mechanical manne! Why, what an impressive sight!
Why, there are more! We might even call them Transmogrifiers! And lo!
The giant red wagon is clearly the best, and the first, of them all,
and so we might even call it Best First! But in Latin, methinks!"
- Tom Strong: WHERE IS ALAN MOORE? WHERE IS ALAN MOORE?
WHERE IS
ALAN MOORE?
- Stormwatch - Team Achilles: FUCK this rocks. ROCKS.
CAPTAIN
AMERICA VS. AMERICA, and I cannot get enough of it. Micah Wright has
found the perfect solution to the Talking Heads problem - got a boring
old talking scene? Too much dialogue? Visually unengaging? Well on
every panel, DUDES ARE HOLDING UP COOL FUCKING GUNS! HOLY SHIT! IT'S
INTERESTING AGAIN!
More at
link.
And if you enjoy Locking's sense of
humor humour, I
just discovered he has his
own (languishing)
blog, with
yesterday's entry being an interesting vision for
The
New Trial Of Michael Jackson.
