Supervillain Snark
When I need a good dose of snark, there's no finer place than the V
Forum. In
this
thread, posters offered their takes on various supervillains:
- Kingpin: "Kingpin...is the dullest fucking villain
in the rogue's gallery. His powers: FAT. His motivation: RUN CRIME."
- R'as Al Ghul: "I get the feeling I should love R'as
Al Ghul, but he's the shittiest Batman villain. His powers - old,
strange beard. His motivations - the sanctity of wildlife."
- Thanos: "Thanos gains omnipotent power all the
time! Then he loses it. AND THEN HE GAINS IT AGAIN! Then - miraculously
- he loses it once more! AND THEN HE GAINS UNIMAGINABLE POWER
AGAIN!" - "That sounds like a cosmic sitcom: 'DARLING, THE SURFER
IS COMING AND I AM POWERLESS TO STOP HIM.'; 'NOW THINK ABOUT WHERE YOU
LAST HAD THE COSMIC POWER AND REMEMBER WHERE YOU WENT AFTER THAT.'"
