"Tell Me About Your Mother, Mr. Wayne."
Graeme's
post about
Nick
Locking on X-Men writers and domination fetishes reminded me that
there was some Locking goodness I'd been intending to blog.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
Nick
Locking on Batman vs. Midnighter:
Batman will obviously win. Everything Midnighter does takes
about six
panels more than Batman because Midnighter is decompressed. Hence,
Batman has a massive speed advantage and will have pinned Midnighter to
a wall with batarangs before Midnighter has had a chance to gaze in
wonder at the spectacle of Gotham City.
"Gone through *pant* this fight *pant* a million times -- SLOW DOWN,
YOU BASTARD!"
Also,
Locking
considers a possible career change:
Dr. Nick Locking, Phd. I will resolve your psychological
issues by comparing them with Batman's.
More, please.
