Grotesque Anatomy
Wednesday, January 21, 2004
  "Tell Me About Your Mother, Mr. Wayne."
Graeme's post about Nick Locking on X-Men writers and domination fetishes reminded me that there was some Locking goodness I'd been intending to blog.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Nick Locking on Batman vs. Midnighter:
Batman will obviously win. Everything Midnighter does takes about six panels more than Batman because Midnighter is decompressed. Hence, Batman has a massive speed advantage and will have pinned Midnighter to a wall with batarangs before Midnighter has had a chance to gaze in wonder at the spectacle of Gotham City.

"Gone through *pant* this fight *pant* a million times -- SLOW DOWN, YOU BASTARD!"
Also, Locking considers a possible career change:
Dr. Nick Locking, Phd. I will resolve your psychological issues by comparing them with Batman's.
More, please.
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