Vaguely Creepy Marvel Covers
I realize that these thoughts probably say more about me than the
actual covers, but
Marvel's
latest batch of solicitations included several images that seemed
strangely sexual.
I suppose if DD gets caught staring at her breasts, he can just tell
her he's blind.
I've heard of guns being phallic substitutes before, but giant
cigarette lighters?
Meanwhile, I'm wondering if the fact that Marvel's covers no longer
tell stories is causing me to read stories into them. For
example, this team shot makes me think that if the FF is a family, it's
a disturbingly incestuous one:
For shame, Ben: She's your best friend's wife and you try to cop
a feel.
And I think Reed noticed:
Maybe this will lead to a very special issue of
Fantastic
Four where Sue files a sexual harassment claim against
Ben: "This Man...This Monster!"