Marvel's New Year's Resolution: More Crap
Marvel has finally released their solicitation info for comics coming
out in
January
2004. Comments:
- Regarding this solicitation for X-Statix #18: "When a
mysterious CD gives new meaning to the term 'killer track' — leaving
its listeners dead — it's up to the X-Statix to figure out why!"
Because to the RIAA, nothing is too extreme if it discourages
file-sharing?
- Avengers #77 features "new costumes"? Already? Didn't
Coipel (who is still the regular Avengers artist as far as I
know) just redesign most of the characters' costumes a couple issues ago?
- Interesting that the solicitation for Hulk #66 has a
spoiler that
you need to highlight to read, at least in Toon Zone's version of the
solicit. Wonder
how they'll get around that
in the Previews catalog—include a pair of those "decoder" glasses in
the mag? Or maybe they'll just run it without the spoiler
warning, as Comics
Continuum has.
- Checking in with Captain Marvel, now at #18: Yep,
Marv's
still crazy.
- The Incorrigible Hulk one-shot is by Peter Bagge, so I
will be
buying this.
- Ultimate Six #6 (of 7): "Now 7 big issues!" Or as I prefer
to look at it: "Yes, we know it would make more sense if a mini-series
featuring a team called the Sinister Six lasted only six issues,
but hotshot writer Brian Michael Bendis doesn't know how to rein in a
story, and we don't know how to rein him in!"
- Ultimate Spider-Man #52: "It's an Ultimate 'Cat' fight
when Black
Cat & Elektra
face off, with Spider-Man caught in the middle ... (we should all be so
lucky)!" Ugh. And people give anime a hard time for
indulging in fanservice...
- I love how Marvel's covers continue to have absolutely
nothing whatsoever to do
with the content inside. Case in point: Amazing
Spider-Man #503, whose story is decidedly mystical ("In the
aftermath
of the inter-dimensional rift caused by Spider-Man & Doctor
Strange's battle with Dormammu, a sorceress of limitless power is set
free from years of captivity — and sets forth on a quest through
Manhattan to properly thank the one responsible for it — Spider-Man!"),
features this inappropriately street-level cover:
Because nothing says "inter-dimensional mystical adventure" like a
generic cover of Spider-Man webbing up some
nameless young punks with guns.
- Interesting copy for 1602 #6: "Doctor Strange goes
to the
moon!" I don't know whether to make a Honeymooners joke
or wonder
if Gaiman thought he was writing a children's book again ("And Doom ran
away with the spoon!")
- And Marvel has taken a different tack than I expected with the Essential
Punisher TPB, reprinting most of the Punisher's
early
appearances in other titles and ending on the five-issue mini-series
from the Eighties by Steven Grant and Mike Zeck. Here's the full
solicitation:
ESSENTIAL PUNISHER VOL. 1 TPB
Written by Gerry Conway, Archie Goodwin, Len Wein, Marv Wolfman,
Frank Miller, Bill Mantlo, Steven Grant & Mike W. Barr
Illustrated by: Ross Andru, Tony DeZuniga, Keith Pollard, Frank
Miller, Al Milgrom, Greg LaRocque, Mike Zeck & Frank Springer
Cover by Gil Kane
When the mob killed his family, Frank Castle went to war. But before he
became the scourge of the underworld, the Punisher set his sights on a
certain world-famous wall-crawler. In time for next summer's THE
PUNISHER big-screen adventure, Marvel presents the vengeance-seeking
vigilante's earliest appearances in the pages of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN,
CAPTAIN AMERICA, DAREDEVIL and more. Collects in black & white
format AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #129, #134-135, #161-162, #174-175, #201-202
& ANNUAL #15, GIANT-SIZE SPIDER-MAN #4, MARVEL PREVIEW PRESENTS #2,
MARVEL SUPER ACTION #1, CAPTAIN AMERICA #241, DAREDEVIL #182-184,
SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN #81-83 & PUNISHER #1-5!
January 21 :: 568 pages :: B&W :: Marvel PSR :: $14.99
I may actually consider getting this. I'm such a schmuck for
nostalgia.
EDIT: In case anyone was wondering, like me, what the heck
MARVEL PREVIEW PRESENTS #2 and MARVEL SUPER ACTION #1 are, here are the
covers courtesy of
Mile High
Comics:
According to
this site,
the Punisher stories in these mags were reprinted in something called
Classic
Punisher back in 1989.