White House Also Unveils New Witch-Finding Techniques
The Bush administration,
responding
to claims by Senator John Kerry that some foreign leaders want him
to beat Bush in November, unveiled its new form of logic:
"If Senator Kerry is going to say he has support
from foreign leaders, then he needs to be straightforward with the
American people and say who it is that he has spoken with and who it is
that supports him," [White House spokesman Scott] McClellan told
reporters.
If not, the spokesman added, "Then the only alternative is that he
is making it up to attack the president of the United
States." [Emphasis added.]
McClellan did not respond to questions whether under this new system of
logic President Bush was guilty of
making
anything
up.
