Grotesque Anatomy
Mundane Morrison Madness
Finally got around to reading the
Grant
Morrison interview over on The Pulse. There's some fun stuff
in there:
I see I'm not the only one wondering where Jen Contino got the idea
that ten-year-olds wrote and drew Golden Age comics:
THE PULSE: In the Golden Age ten and
eleven year olds
could get jobs drawing and working on comics. Why do or don't you think
comics are better now because that isn't likely to ever happen again?
MORRISON: I was 17 when I did
my first
professional comics job, which is ancient when you think about it. Jim
Shooter was the youngest writer at 14, I believe. Joe Kubert's
first pro outing was when he was twelve but ... apart from that, who
ever told you there were ten year old creators in the Golden Age?
That sounds like one of those Mark Millar things
....
We learn that there's a popular comics creator
desparately trying to
copy Morrison, but it's not Mark Millar:
Even Alan Moore
himself ran screaming from
this kind of story and began an ungainly, 15-year long attempt to
reinvent himself as me.
Morrison reveals that he's created a
religion based on the story from
Earth
X:
Like skin cells or
perhaps more like immune cells, we as
individuals are all part of one immense intelligent living creature
which has its roots in the Cryptozoic era and its living tendrils -
including us - probing forward through the untasted jelly of the 21st
Century. The body of this vast and intelligent lifeform - the biota as
it's known - is still in its infancy and still at the stage in its life
cycle where it must consume the planet's resources like a caterpillar
on a leaf. What looks like environmental destruction to us is, I
believe, the natural acceleration of an impending metamorphosis; just
as a caterpillar gorges itself to power its transformation into a
butterfly, so too does the biota consume everything in its path, in
preparation for its own imminent transformation into adult form.
The Pulse is able to
baffle the Master of Mad Ideas himself with one of
their unintelligible questions:
THE
PULSE: Are you of a Kid Eternity and [Captain Marvel] Jr.
are brothers mind or of a how could anyone of EVER done that to those
two characters type of mind?
MORRISON:
Brothers? Are they supposed to be brothers in
some weird League of Everybody-Knows-Everybody-Else universe? It all
seems a little desperate.
Morrison
(deliberately?) engages in a bit of double-speak:
This will not be one of
those ... "We're
completely reimagining the characters to be exactly the way they've
always been" kind of things we're seeing so much of lately. These
are new approaches to the material and some completely novel ways of
recreating the whole concept of the "adventure hero" comic, using
established templates. [Emphasis added.]
Uh, aren't you saying the same thing that you just
criticized,
Mr.
Morrison?
All in all, an appropriately bizarre interview with Grant. I look
forward to reading his upcoming work. The titles alone (
Vimanarama,
We3,
Seaguy and the Wasps of Atlantis,
Indestructible
Man,
C.O.O.L.,
Supertrendy Young Doctor) sound more
imaginative than many comics out there. And the artistic talent
involved--Cameron Stewart, Frank Quitely, Philip Bond, Rian
Hughes--certainly doesn't hurt.
Listless
Not much to contribute today. I see that
the
rush to
wrap
up 2003 is on. I suppose these guys already have their
holiday shopping done, too. About the only thing that stirred
much of a reaction was
Steven
Grant's piece on criticism, particularly this passage:
As reviews editor at a music paper, I annoyed other
reviewers by banning the word "I" from reviews — one woman complained
"If I don't say 'I think' the readers won't know it's just my opinion,"
to which I commented, "Believe me, they will, and if they don't..."
[Insert shrug.]
I understand what he's getting at: Hopefully readers are
sophisticated enough to distinguish fact from opinion. But
sometimes reviewers write as though they're unaware of that distinction
themselves. As an example, here's
a recent
commentary from my local paper on
Rolling Stone's list of
the 500 greatest albums of all time:
In its list of the 500 best albums of all time, published
Friday, rock's old-guard fanzine gave top props to the Beatles' "Sgt.
Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" and a whole lot of other overrated
rock fossils.
The choice of "Sgt. Pepper's" -- followed by the Beach Boys' "Pet
Sounds," and then the actual best Beatles album, "Revolver" -- was
utterly predictable.
I had to stop there. Any reviewer who uses the phrase "actual
best" isn't worth my time. I'm all for strong opinions, but I
like them better when they're strongly supported, not just strongly
worded. Or to rephrase as though Steven Grant were editing
this: Strong opinions are great, but they're better when they're
strongly supported, not just strongly worded.
Topics That Will Not Die: #3 - Series That Will Not Die
Reflecting more on
David
Fiore's post, I realized that I neglected his points about the
interactive nature of monthly comics. Before getting into his
thoughts on the "open-endedness" of perpetually serialized comics,
David wrote that "serially published super-hero comic books (those
which feature letters pages as integral parts of the text, anyway),
beginning with Marvel in the early 60's, offered a wonderful paradox to
the world: synchronic, interactive narrative!" David elaborated
more on why this aspect of comic books interests him over in the
comments
section of
Rick
Geerling's 11/19 rant:
[S]peaking
as a person who wants to write a dissertation about the aspect of the
medium that you deplore--namely that it's the only artform in which the
creator/public boundary is somewhat effaced by the texts themselves
(thanks to the letters pages--which I hear are disappearing...)--I
think you're underestimating how wonderful and unique these
"neverending stories" are!
It's easy for me to
say, since I write prose fiction, not comics, and I don't have to deal
with people interfering with my most cherished ideas, but as
a critic I find the creator/readership of monthly comic books
absolutely fascinating...
One thing I will
say is that I don't believe in endings anyway, never saw one in
any medium that didn't feel like a con, so "seriality" has
never been a problem for me.
I don't quite
understand how David sees all these elements as intersecting. For
one thing, as David himself notes, most monthly mainstream comics are
closing down their letters pages. But even back in their heyday,
did fan letters really have much of an impact? I doubt they
influenced many creators to change their stories (except perhaps when
the letters called for
more
gorillas). Perhaps the sphere of influence was somewhat
different: Fans may not have had much impact on pros, but fans
could influence each other ("Oh, I see--I didn't understand why Lois
rebuffed Clark like that, but reader K.B.'s detailed analysis brings it
all into sharp focus now!").
Obligatory Manga Boosterism: If David feels that fan
interaction is a vital part of the appeal of sequential art, then he
should really like manga. Not only are manga anthologies such as
Shonen
Jump,
Raijin Comics, and
Super Manga Blast some of
the last comics around to publish letters from readers, but
Shonen
Jump even publishes fan
art each month! And
Raijin
Comics, adopting the practice of Japanese manga publishers,
solicits fan feedback
to see which serials will continue to see print! Just think if
Marvel and DC operated this way: Publish thick anthologies with
new material, and fans get to vote on which series would survive month
to month. Why isn't anyone doing this here? It would
combine America's love for crappy reality TV with big, cheap
comics! It's a natural!! It can't miss!!! (
Disclaimer:
I am
not
an industry
insider, either, so my enthusiastic armchair opinions should not be
mistaken for sound business advice: It could very well miss.)
As for David's point about not believing in endings, I'm somewhat
sympathetic to this view. Often a story's resolution feels forced
and tacked-on, and some authors try to make an ending "mean" too much,
when in reality things wouldn't be so tidy. But at the same time,
I've never really had an across-the-board problem with endings, mainly
because I think of them more as "stopping points." Although there
are times when I'm so engrossed in a story that I don't want it to
stop, for the most part I realize that, practically, stories can't
simply go on forever. For one thing, even if a story were truly
endless,
I would still reach an endpoint, so the result would
be much the same. And even if a work were only ridiculously long
(rather than truly endless), this would still cause problems as it ate
into the time I had available to devote to other stories. I also
worry that long-lived works would wear out their welcome:
Eventually a story reaches a point of diminishing returns as an author
(or series of authors) dilutes a concept in order to keep it
running. I'd rather see a story end in its prime instead of
becoming a weak, watered-down shell of its former self.
Further, I think in many cases a story's finiteness actually
contributes to its open-endedness. I certainly felt that
The
Matrix was more open when it stopped with Neo flying up, up, and
away out of that phone booth. At that point, the story was still
interesting in my mind: Sure, Neo looked like a badass Man of
Steel, but there was still so much work for the resistance to do--so
many minds to free from the matrix. Just think of all the
possible stories... So it was a little disappointing when
Reloaded
came along and closed off certain storytelling possibilities.
Instead of conjuring up our own visions of Zion, for example, we were
now locked into a lame rave-happy version. I hear fanboys
experienced similar disappointment when a bit of Wolverine's mystery
was chipped away with
Origin.
I know it's a natural impulse when a story reaches its stopping point
to wonder:
What happened next? But do we really need
someone else to show us? Isn't it better in some cases to leave
it up to our own imaginations? (And just to close off certain
avenues of response right away: This isn't a call for bad
fan-fiction.) I do think that the stretched-out seriality of
corporate comics can lead to some interesting effects (retcons,
revamps, reinterpretations, etc.), but I don't know if extended
seriality strikes me as an intrinsically good thing, especially when it
comes at the cost of creative ownership and control.
Topics That Will Not Die: #2 - The Floppy Format
This topic will probably persist until the single-issue format fades
away.
Laura
Gjovaag has blogged quite a bit about this topic
recently.
According
to her,
David
Fiore has the last word on the
issue, although I'm not sure why. David argues that the
"seriality" of comics makes them unique:
I would submit that the very things that intelligent fans
seem to
deplore these days (characters that don't change, zero opportunity for
"closure", endless permutations that grow out of minute variations in
the approach to a very limited number of existential situations,
etc.--the super-hero comic, in its "open-ended", monthly form is a
bonanza for structuralist analysis!!) are the things that make this
genre unique and fascinating.
A bit further down, David claims that the monthly format of floppies
contributes to this "open-endedness":
I'm not saying that self-contained "sequential art" is
devoid of
interest, but I am saying that the "traditional" model for the
presentation of these narratives is actually far more compelling
(formally!) than the types of works that mature fans seem to be
clamoring for. My message to the proponents of the monthly, "single"
super-hero format? Do not equivocate, and do not apologize!
I'm not sure I see the connection between David's two points. As
far as I can tell, a story's "open-endedness" is entirely independent
from the format the story is told in. Even if comics were all
published as big, thick OGNs the story could still remain unresolved
from book to book. And big, thick anthologies can be monthly as
well (
Shonen Jump, anyone?), so even if "open-endedness" is
somehow tied to publishing frequency, this doesn't resolve the matter
in favor of the floppy format. Heck, if how often a comic comes
out determines its resistance to closure then fans such as Fiore must
have been crushed when
Raijin Comics switched from weekly to
monthly
publication. Perhaps this is an argument for the return of the
weekly anthology à la
Action Comics
Weekly? That way you
could split many monthly comics into shorter serials that come out
weekly.
I think other factors are more critical in determining most comics'
"open-endedness": Lack of creative ownership/control and
publishers' desire to maintain properties in a recognizable state so as
to maximize their licensing potential. But I've already rambled
on long enough (especially considering Sunday's entry), so I'll leave
that argument as an exercise for the reader.
Topics That Will Not Die: #1 - Manga
Dave
Intermittent continues to press his question about whether manga is
handled with kid gloves because kids read it. He adds an
interesting element to the issue, pointing out that American comics
were still the target for pointed criticism even back when they sold in
much higher numbers and were read by children:
At one point, superhero books sold better than
manga sells today; and during that time, their popularity did not
insulate them from fairly pungent criticism. There were some people who
argued that their popularity was in fact a disadvantage, since people
would look past good books on the assumption that all comics were was
four color beatdowns for kids. Too popular; go figure.
These remarks spurred a lot of thought on my part, so please bear with
me if I begin to stray from Dave's original starting point. (Or
in other words:
WARNING - LONG-ASS RAMBLING ENTRY AHEAD.)
First, I think the type of argument Dave is referencing here is
completely distinct from his earlier concern about bad manga being
immune to criticism. The argument that the popularity of
superhero comics is bad for comics overall doesn't necessarily entail
anything about the quality of specific superhero comics. Each and
every superhero comic book published could be an undisputed brilliant
work of art and one could still argue that the stranglehold of one
narrow type of comic on the medium is bad for the medium. The
argument that diversity of subject matter is important for comics is
logically distinct from issues of individual comics' quality.
It's a macro-level "emergent" argument that relies on the overwhelming
existence of one specific type of comic. If one type of manga
(say shoujo romance manga) comes to dominate comics in the future, a
similar argument could then be made that the prevalence of that genre
is bad for the respectability of comics.
It's difficult to say without knowing which particular arguments Dave
has in mind, but perhaps some versions of the "stranglehold" argument
supplemented that basic approach with the addition of Sturgeon's
Law: If all comics are superhero comics and 90% of anything is
crap, people will be more likely to come across crappy superhero comics
whenever someone tells them to try out comics. Thus, people will
come to associate comics with crappy superhero comics. This
strikes me as more of a psychological argument about how people form
classifications of things. It assumes that most people will fail
to distinguish between the potential of an art form and the particular
realizations of that art form. Nevertheless, I think the remedy
would be the same as for the above scenario: Diversity. A
wider-ranging line of subject matters in sequential art might make it
harder for people to lump all comics into one easily written-off
group: "Well, superhero comics still seem kind of lame to me, but
there sure are a lot of good horror comics out there."
Speaking of stereotypes, it's interesting to consider the general
conceptions that surround comics. Are they still thought of as
being kids' stuff? I guess that assumption still seems to pervade
most mainstream articles on comics (especially when they're trying to
counter that notion and they self-defeatingly title the article with something like "Zap! Bam! Pow! Comics Not Just For Kids Anymore!") This perception is generally attributed to the dominance of superheroes to the near exclusion of all else. Conversely, it seems to be part of the general
understanding of manga that it's not just for kids, at least not in its
homeland of Japan, where adults read manga unabashedly. (I'd also
add that my personal perception of European comics is that they're
targeted at all age groups. In fact, walking into most comic
stores or bookstore graphic novel sections in France, my impression was
that comics are primarily geared toward adults.) Unfortunately,
the stereotype of American superhero comics being for children doesn't
even carry the comfort of kids actually consuming such comics:
Most pundits agree that whoever is buying superhero comics these days,
it ain't kids for the most part.
So perhaps the excitement over manga's growing popularity does color
some commentators' critical faculties when it comes to manga:
After worrying so long about the declining sales of comic books (both
in general and specifically with respect to younger audiences), seeing
increasing
sales, largely to
children, may be causing some critics to turn
a blind eye to any shortcomings specific manga may have. On the
one hand, I can see why certain members of the comic community would
give more weight to sales than quality: Retailers and publishers
have reason, especially in such a soft economy, to be concerned
primarily with sales. (This isn't to say that sales is their
exclusive concern: Publishers and retailers may both have
motivations for promoting quality work, but I think the nature of each
business demands that they give greatest weight to economic
considerations.) On the other hand, sales can't excuse
everything: Just because something is popular (with any audience
segment) doesn't necessarily mean it's good. (Popularity doesn't
necessarily entail poor quality, either, a fallacy that seems more
pronounced with cynical/cranky critics.)
The question of whether the fact that kids read something changes the
standards of evaluation is an interesting one. I touched on this
briefly in
my
response to
Dave's
original entry, but now I realize there's much more to say about
this topic. If something is targeted for kids, shouldn't we judge
it according to that aim? After all, it's generally accepted that
one standard of fair criticism is to consider the goal of a work when
evaluating it. Taken literally, this principle has always
bothered me: How can I know what the artist's intent was in
crafting his work? How do I know what audience a work was really
aimed at? With
Shonen Jump we might point to the fact
that the magazine identifies its intended demographic in its very
title. For other, less precisely named works, one might attempt
to address such issues by focusing on their "effects": If a work
elicits a certain response or attracts a certain audience, then we can
assume that those were the intended effects. The problem with
such an approach is that it ignores the possibility of unintended
consequences. Was the original Star Wars movie really intended as
a work of myth, or did Lucas simply graft that language on after
critics such as
Joseph
Campell started analyzing the movie in those terms?
My own way of resolving this tension has been to approach reviews from
a "charitable interpretation" standard: I may not have access to
an author's intent, but I certainly have access to my own imagination,
so I can attempt to construct scenarios under which a work
"works." Of course, this approach sounds great in theory, but it
runs into its own problems in practice, namely the limits of my charity
and interpretive abilities. My dislike of something may be so
strong that I may ignore charity
in order to go on the attack more fully and freely. In such
cases,
others may rightfully call me on my abusive lack of impartiality.
Or there may be an interpretation under which something "works" but I
may fail to consider it. In this case, others may rightly charge
that I've missed the point of the work. There's also the
practical difficulty of knowing how many possible interpretations one
must run through in order to be reasonably charitable. Even if I
could generate endless interpretations for a work, do I really want
to? How would I ever satisfactorily review even a single work in
such detail? Finally, there's the worry that one can be
too charitable.
A review probably isn't going to be of much use if it only offers
advice to the effect of "Some people may find this comic entertaining
to one degree or another, but other may not."
So how do I resolve all these tensions in my own reviewing? I
don't know if I ever do, at least not fully. I try to be aware of such concerns, but mainly at
the level of doing a "sanity check" on a review after I've written
it. Is it excessively uncharitable or unfair? Is it too
bland or boring? And to be completely honest, not all reviews
will be written with the same goal in mind. On occasion I may be
one of the first to review something, so I have to do a little more
work outlining what the comic is about. And if I like the book, a
degree of evangelism may enter the recommendation. Kind of
like
ADD
or
Shawn
Hoke and their reviews of
Palomar. Conversely, if I
think something is receiving undue praise, I may write a review slanted
more towards exposing the deficiencies of said work. I still try
to keep the reviews "honest"--I never want to boost or bash something
that I couldn't back up with genuine opinions I actually hold.
But I'll admit that my reviews can often be written in reaction to
factors other than just The Work Itself. Some might find this
distasteful, believing that criticism should be as entirely
objective. But I don't see how criticism can ever occur in a
vacuum. We all have beliefs and biases that impact our
opinions. I think the key thing, as Dave suggests, is to be as
upfront as possible about the factors influencing one's opinion.
Which leads quite naturally to wondering: OK, John, what factors
are influencing your opinions on manga?
One thing might be that, whereas Dave feels as though manga is getting
a free pass, I actually feel
the opposite way. Reading many message boards, it seems as though
most comic fans already dismiss all manga as crap. I'm sure
everyone's seen the threads where fanboys gripe that all manga contains
the same "big head, big hair, big eye" art. Over on his blog,
Dave
Lartigue offers a similar complaint, writing that "many many
manga that are brought to
America fall easily into three categories: books about schoolgirls and
their panties, books about giant robots, and books about schoolgirls
who pilot giant robots in their panties." He acknowledges that
this doesn't describe
all manga, but he feels that the good
stuff is
getting lost in the sheer amount of crap being brought over from Japan:
I realize there are many manga titles that aren't
schoolgirls and
robots and wacky Japanese "humor". My point is, you have to really
search to find them. Book and comic stores are simply unloading manga
on the public by the shovelful, and nobody I know has the time or
desire to sift through the crap and find the quality stuff. Until the
manga aficionados are willing to admit that there are good comics and
bad comics, and some are Japanese and some are American, their
arguments are going to be drowned out by the sound of a million otaku
happily kissing the ass of anything Japanese.
So maybe we already are at a point where manga is suffering from a
generalized "guilt by association": Because most of the manga the
casual observer sees seems to be crap, it's assumed that
all manga
is
crap.
To a certain extent, then, my own musings on manga may be seen as a
reaction to such animosity. But I still think my arguments have
a specific grounding beyond a desire to offer a contrarian
position. My own belief that manga isn't (necessarily) crap was
formed in much the same way as my belief that comics aren't
(necessarily) crap: It's much too sweeping of a statement.
I'm sure there are bad manga comics out there, just as I'm sure there
are bad superhero comics, bad autobiographical comics, bad "art"
comics, and all kinds of other bad comics out there. How can I be
so sure? Well, I've read bad comics in all those
categories. But I've also read good comics in all those
categories, too. I'm not sure how I'd break down the division of
Bad/Good, but 90/10 seems rather high (and simplistic) to me. I'd
rather focus on specific cases, and even then it can be hard to make a
blanket "good/bad" judgment. Most individual works have elements
of good and bad in them. I'm most interested in critics who can
address both aspects and everything in between. I've tried to do
that in my own reviews, whether I'm reviewing manga or American
comics. My review of
Gyo
#1, for example, was fairly critical even though I consider myself
a fan of Junji Ito's earlier horror manga. And if I ever get
around to writing reviews for
Berserk and later volumes of
Sanctuary
you'll get to see more of me being "negative" toward manga.
It's just that my negativity will be directed at
specific manga,
not manga in general.
Locking = Comic Genius
Nick Locking cracks me up. Here are some of his
recent
"speed-round" reviews:
- Green Lantern: On every page, there should be a caption
saying
"STAY CALM, READER - GRANT MORRISON WILL BE HERE SOON."
- The Punisher: YES, OKAY, WOLVERINE IS DUMB. GET ON WITH
TELLING A
NEW STORY.
- Ultimate Six: Something happened! Now, some other things
should
happen, please.
- 1602: "Odds bodkins! Yon giant red wagon o'er yonder hath
transmogrified into a mechanical manne! Why, what an impressive sight!
Why, there are more! We might even call them Transmogrifiers! And lo!
The giant red wagon is clearly the best, and the first, of them all,
and so we might even call it Best First! But in Latin, methinks!"
- Tom Strong: WHERE IS ALAN MOORE? WHERE IS ALAN MOORE?
WHERE IS
ALAN MOORE?
- Stormwatch - Team Achilles: FUCK this rocks. ROCKS.
CAPTAIN
AMERICA VS. AMERICA, and I cannot get enough of it. Micah Wright has
found the perfect solution to the Talking Heads problem - got a boring
old talking scene? Too much dialogue? Visually unengaging? Well on
every panel, DUDES ARE HOLDING UP COOL FUCKING GUNS! HOLY SHIT! IT'S
INTERESTING AGAIN!
More at
link.
And if you enjoy Locking's sense of
humor humour, I
just discovered he has his
own (languishing)
blog, with
yesterday's entry being an interesting vision for
The
New Trial Of Michael Jackson.
The Trouble With Blogging
I think I'm gradually realizing there's one thing I'm not crazy about
with blogs: The
tedium of tracking a discussion that wends its way through multiple
blogs. It's especially frustrating when I just want to respond to
one specific thing that's sandwiched in a fairly long entry.
Example:
Sean
Collins takes issue with
my
description of Bendis' dialogue as
"Tarantino-esque," stating
John was certainly mistaken in calling Bendis's dialogue
ripped-off
Tarantinoisms--it's actually ripped-off Aaron Sorkinisms. But Bendis is
actually better than Sorkin, because the dialogue is crafted
(as Jason suggests) not to sound clever, but to sound human.
It's an interesting, if somewhat fine, distinction. And I'd like
to react to it, but at the same time I feel it's not something that
merits its own blog entry. (So instead I craft an entire blog
entry around why it doesn't deserve its own blog entry. Yeah, I
know.) So I guess one thing message boards do better than blogs
is facilitate discussions in smaller increments. Perhaps it's
only a personal preference, but I find it much easier to scroll through
a thread than to click through multiple sites. (Immediate
counterargument: Except when message boards grow littered with
irrelevant comments, trolling, flaming, unwieldy quotes and sigs, and
general inanity.)
At the very least I
really wish Sean (and others) would
reconsider
implementing a comments feature on his (their) blog(s). I know
it's not a
democracy and he runs it as he sees fit, but as a reader, there are
times I'd much prefer to fire off a quick reply instead of composing a
new entry on my own blog, linking to the appropriate entry on his blog,
and finally writing out my short response. (As an incentive (?)
for Sean to add a comments feature, I'm going to withhold my thoughts
on his opinion, saving them for such a time when I can post them on his
blog in some form.)
As an example of why I think allowing comments can be good and useful,
consider this exchange: I linked to
one
of Jim Henley's entries
to bolster
my
own argument; Jim read my piece and thought I
misconstrued his point, so he clarified his position in a
comment;
I
explained
that I understood his original point but admitted that I may have
phrased it poorly. Issue addressed without either of us having to
wait for the other to update his blog with his take on the other's post.
Now to touch on the hot memes of the week:
- Manga: Not necessarily crap, although I'm sure some
(lots?)
exists. Possibly clichéd
or formulaic
at times, but deep down, what isn't? Why not try out some of the
manga recommended by critics you kinda-sorta-mostly trust?
- Floppies: Not inherently bad, but the cost is
becoming
prohibitive. I'd like 'em a lot more if they were a lot cheaper,
but they're not, for various reasons. So my greedy/selfish side
prefers formats that provide more bang for my buck (ignoring issues of
content quality for the sake of argument/comparison).
- Palomar: Ordered,
check.
Finally, regarding Tuesday's same-sex decision in Mass., I'm still
mulling everything over. I'm at the stage where I've succeeded in
confusing myself so thoroughly that I can't even justify why
I'm
married, let alone why anyone else should be. (No offense,
honey.) So I'm not going to blog anything about SSM or the
court's ruling until I can make sense out of my own thoughts.
This may take some time, especially if I decide I need to go to law
school before I can parse out just how and why marriage is a
fundamental right and how the strict scrutiny analysis should play
out. I also realized that I skipped the endnotes when I read the
decision the first time, so I'd like to go back and reread
everything.
(The
HTML
version makes it especially easy to jump back and forth between the
main arguments and the endnotes.)
In the meantime, I thought I'd recommend
this article by Slate's
Dahlia Lithwick.
Dahlia, one of my favorite pundits (her
Supreme Court
Dispatches are hilarious and insightful), raises a lot of issues
I'd really like to see addressed by those who kvetch about the
"sanctity of marriage" and how allowing SSM will "irreparably harm" the
institution. I'd like to be an idealist about marriage, too, but
I don't think it's fair to hold same-sex couples to some abstract,
impossible-to-actualize Platonic Form of Marriage when opposite-sex
couples get an "Anything Goes" license along with their marriage one.
Marvel Comics for Feb. 2004
Can't wait til Monday noon Eastern? Courtesy of
Diamond
[
links to big text file], here are
the Marvel comics shipping Feb. 2004:
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #504
(#63) $2.25
ANT-MAN #3 (Of 5) (MR) $2.99
AVENGERS #79 $2.25
CAPTAIN AMERICA #23 $2.99
CAPTAIN MARVEL #20 $2.99
DAREDEVIL #57 $2.99
DAREDEVIL VOL 3 HC $29.99
ELEKTRA #33 $2.99
EMMA FROST #8 (Note Price) $2.99
EPIC ANTHOLOGY #1 $8.99
EXILES #42 $2.99
EXILES #43 $2.99
FANTASTIC FOUR #510 (#81) $2.25
HAWKEYE #5 $2.99
HULK GRAY #6 (Of 6) $3.50
HULK NIGHTMERICA #6 (Of 6) (RES)
$2.99
HUMAN TORCH #10 $2.99
INCREDIBLE HULK #67 $2.25
INHUMANS #11 $2.99
IRON MAN #77 $2.99
KNIGHTS 4 #1 $2.99
KNIGHTS 4 #2 $2.99
MARVEL 1602 #7 (Of 8) $3.50
MARVEL MASTERWORKS DAREDEVIL VOL 2 2ND ED HC
$49.99
MYSTIQUE #11 $2.99
NAMOR #12 $2.99
NEW MUTANTS #11 $2.99
NEW X-MEN #153 $2.25
NEW X-MEN VOL 6 PLANET X TP $12.99
NYX #5 $2.99
PULSE #1 $2.99
PUNISHER MAX #3 (MR) $2.99
PUNISHER VOL 6 CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES TP
$14.99
RUNAWAYS #11 $2.99
RUNAWAYS #12 $2.99
SECRET WAR BOOK ONE (OF FIVE) (Note Price)
$3.99
SENTINEL #12 $2.99
SILVER SURFER #6 $2.25
SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN #10 $2.25
SPIDER-GIRL #70 $2.99
SPIDER-MAN AND DR OCTOPUS NEGATIVE EXPOSURE #5 (Of 5)
$2.99
SPIDER-MAN DOC OCTOPUS OUT OF REACH #4 (Of 5)
$2.99
SUPREME POWER #7 (MR) $2.99
THANOS #6 $2.99
THOR #74 $2.99
THOR VIKINGS TP (MR) $13.99
TROUBLE VOL TP $13.99
TRUTH RED WHITE AND BLACK TP $14.99
ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #3 $2.25
ULTIMATE SIX #7 (Of 7) $2.25
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #53 $2.25
ULTIMATE X-MEN #42 $2.25
UNCANNY X-MEN #439 $2.25
UNCANNY X-MEN #440 $2.25
VENOM #11 $2.99
WEAPON X #20 $2.99
WOLVERINE #11 $2.25
WOLVERINE CAPTAIN AMERICA #1 $2.99
WOLVERINE CAPTAIN AMERICA #2 $2.99
WOLVERINE CAPTAIN AMERICA #3 $2.99
WOLVERINE CAPTAIN AMERICA #4 $2.99
WOLVERINE THE END #3 (Of 6) $2.99
X-MEN EVOLUTION VOL 1 DIGEST (O/A) (SEP035142)
$5.99
X-MEN UNLIMITED #1 $2.99
X-STATIX #19 $2.99
X-TREME X-MEN #42 $2.99
X-TREME X-MEN #43 $2.99
X-TREME X-MEN VOL 7 STORM THE ARENA TP
$16.99
Some comments:
- Looks like the Epic Anthology is coming out after
all. Or
did they not have time to remove it from the solicits after Phantom
Jack was pulled? I'm guessing this is the Jack-less
anthology based on the price: $8.99 breaks down to around $2.99
per series remaining. I think this thing is dead, dead, dead.
- What the heck is Wolverine Captain America? Is that
a
feral, mutant version of the Super Soldier? And why does Marvel
insist on dumping these miniseries on retailers (and readers) all in
one month?
- I count six new trades, including
critically-acclaimed
fan-favorite Epic-line-launching
that comic where Aunt May gets some, Trouble.
Personal to ADD:
Alright, alright already! I ordered
the
damned book off Amazon this morning!! Happy now?
After Mass. Aftermath
Stuff I've run across recently while reading about Tuesday's same-sex
marriage ruling:
Strange Hypotheticals. From
David
Bianco on the Marriage Debate blog: "Ask yourself: If a
child's parents were killed in an accident, all other things being
equal, would it be better for that child to be raised by an aunt and an
uncle, or by two aunts? If a little boy's mother died in childbirth,
would it be better for him to be raised by his father and aunt or by
his father and uncle?"
Answer: Insufficient data. Simply knowing the
genders of the involved parties tells me nothing about who would be
best suited to meet the interests of the child in either
scenario. Bianco can stipulate "all other things being
equal" all he wants, but in the real world all other things
aren't
equal. You'd have to look at the details of a particular case to
decide. There's no fixed formula for deciding such matters.
Great Quotes. From
Salon
: "The right wing is not just anti-marriage for gay people, they're
against gay people period. If we were asking for oxygen, they'd be
against it." -
Evan Wolfson, leader of the Freedom to Marry project.
Job Confusion. OK, I'm no lawyer or constitutional
scholar, but isn't it the courts'
job to make sure the
legislative branch is legislating properly? I'm tired of hearing
people bash the judiciary as "
tyrannical"
when they don't agree with a
decision. Yes, the legislature makes the laws, but they have to
do so within certain boundaries. It falls to the courts to tell
the lawmakers when they step outside those limits.
Part of the reason I sympathize with the courts is because, in my day
job, I'm a Quality Assurance Analyst. So I know what it's like to
be resented for telling others they're not doing their job
properly. And it's not as though I can't understand that
feeling--that bristling that occurs when your performance is under
evaluation: It's part of the QA process that quality assurance
team members are audited as well (so enough with the "Who watches the
watchmen?" jokes already). But I believe that such a system of
checks and balances keeps things running smoothly in the long run, even
if there is some friction from time to time.
Political Advice: Slate's
William Saletan suggests
that Democrats embrace the same-sex ruling and champion the issue as
follows:
Marriage is a broadly shared American value. You don't have
to support
homosexuality to support marriage. A politician can say, "I'm
pro-marriage. The issue isn't whether you're straight or gay. The issue
is whether you support marriage."
It's a nice idea, but I doubt any Democrat is brave enough to try
it. Besides, for many people marriage simply means "exclusive,
legal union between a man and a woman" so a Democrat saying he supports
marriage for gays might play like a Democrat saying he supports
squareness for circles. Unfortunately, I think the Republicans
have already succeeded in cementing their repugnant position as the
"pro-marriage" one.
Talking Past Each Other. For the most part,
the
full decision reads like an everyday argument regarding same-sex
marriage. The majority opinion frames the issue as citizens being
denied equal access to a fundamental right already in existence.
The dissenters (each writing a separate opinion) see the matter as
attempting to create a
new right for a distinct group
It's as though the two sides are discussing two completely different
cases.
At least until the third and final dissenting opinion
comes along. Justice Robert Cordy actually examines the
majority's opinion and makes specific, supported arguments detailing
why the decision may be bad law. In a nutshell, Cordy argues that
"[s]o long as the question is at all debatable, it must be the
Legislature that decides." He then outlines plausible scenarios
in which a "rational Legislature, given the evidence, could conceivably
come to a different conclusion, or could at least harbor rational
concerns about possible unintended consequences of a dramatic
redefinition of marriage." Hmm. I guess part of being a
Watchman is realizing when something is beyond the scope of your own
authority, or when your own actions might subvert the very procedures
you're entrusted to safeguard. To indulge in geek speak, it might
not be the best idea to slam in a patch without following proper change
control processes--even if you're
sure the fix will
work.
I still think same-sex marriages should be legal, but
perhaps the Massachusetts ruling isn't the best way to go about it
after all. I'll have to reflect on this more.
"If It's Not Japanese, It's Crap!!"
Dave
Intermittent poses an interesting question: Does crap manga
get a free pass because (1) it's manga and (2) kids are reading
it? I know Dave wasn't directing the question at me (he was
reacting to an off-hand comment
Dirk
Deppy made in response to
Johnny
Bacardi), but I'd like to jump in anyway (
again).
Personally, I believe crap is crap, regardless of whether it's "exotic"
or beloved by small children. I know 'crap' is a term tossed
around
pretty lightly (especially online) but I generally try to reserve it
for work that's so abysmally bad that it doesn't have even the smallest
shred of entertainment value. Going by that strict definition, I
don't know if I've read anything recently that I would dismiss as
crap.
Terra Obscura probably comes closest off the top of
my head. Using the term more loosely, there might be other stuff
I'd place underneath that umbrella, but let's ignore that for now.
Moving on to Dirk's remarks, he can probably better explain what he
meant by them, but I didn't read them as saying that "transformer-style
robots, samurai warriors, teenage soap operas and big hyperexaggerated
gladiatorial arena-fight style sagas (sometimes all at once)" are crap;
I took him as saying, essentially,
your mileage may vary,
but it'd be a big help if you were 12 years old again. I don't
think
that's necessarily denigrating such comics. It's just recognizing
the
audience the stories are aimed at and admitting older readers may not
get the same thrill out of them. (Personally, I think the stories
in
Shonen Jump
are well-crafted and fun. True, I grew tired of the repetitious
nature
of the series after a couple chapters, but they're still well
done. For
one thing, the serials in
Shonen
Jump are actually structured as satisfying episodes.)
I think the same standard should apply to superhero comics. A
comic doesn't have to be mature or sophisticated to be good. It
can be simple and entertaining and aimed at kids. I think
superhero comics get such grief because they fail to meet either of
these goals. Face it, most superhero comics aren't for children
anymore. Even when you give kids
unqualified
access to superhero comics, kids aren't interested in them.
Perhaps this is further evidence of just how bad most superhero comics
are. Or that they're all geared toward an older audience. I
don't think it's a bad thing that there are superhero comics targeted
at adults, or that adults read them. I just think
it's
depressing that there aren't more mainstream American comics that
appeal to young kids.
Manga Musings
The Pulse has an interview up with
Tim
Ervin-Gore about Dark Horse's manga line. He talks about
which manga titles have exceeded expectations, and which series aren't
doing so well. He also states "I don't think manga sales have
reached the apex yet. I still perceive an expanding audience due to
more anime hitting television, and the ever-widening television
experience." He does acknowledge that "the market is fickle" and
things could change unexpectedly, but he sounds optimistic overall.
When asked "How do you decide NOW which titles to introduce to Western
audiences?", Ervin-Gore offers this humorous response:
First we consult the Hagakure, and then the I-Ching. After
this is a
period of meditation, concentrating on the image of a salivating otaku,
and eventually, it drives us nuts and we can't sleep for days. Of
course, not sleeping for days and still having to work, we're driven to
drink lots of tea, the leaves of which tell us, in a state of insanity,
which books we should nab. Of course, at that point, we're speaking in
tongues and we have to call down our Tibetan translator, who is only
paid in blocks of ghee and gold bullion. Sometimes these elements are
hard to come by, so it's not uncommon for other companies to swoop down
and negotiate contracts out from under us. I think it's time to rethink
the transcendental method, really.
I think this is similar to Grant Morrison's answer to the question,
"Where do you get your ideas?" (Ervin-Gore seems to become
increasingly irritated with The Pulse's questions as the interview goes
on, which makes for some interesting replies. Go read.)
Johnny
Bacardi wonders what's up with the name "Shonen Jump"?
James
Moar beats me to the punch in the comments thread, explaining that,
short answer, that's just what the mag was called in Japan; longer
answer, Japanese mags like goofy-sounded titles with one English word
in it (e.g.,
Shonen Champion,
Shonen Ace and
Shonen
Captain). As for Johnny's bigger issue--why the heck is manga
so popular and why doesn't he get it?--
Dirk
Deppey offers the start of a reply, but I'd like to suggest that
Johnny has framed the matter wrong. Manga isn't all
"transformer-style robots, samurai warriors, teenage soap operas, big
hyperexaggerated gladiatorial arena-fight style sagas, sometimes all at
once"--heck, I don't think Shonen Jump had any "transformer-style
robots" in its first twelve issues. As
Shawn Fumo proclaims
tirelessly, manga is all about diversity. We might not see all
that diversity reflected in the translated manga that's made it over
here so far, but even looking at the smaller pool of translated manga,
there's still an amazing amount of diversity in genres. Just look
at the
three
manga I reviewed a couple days ago: Bawdy comic strip humor (
Crayon
Shinchan); action/horror (
Island); political crime thriller (
Sanctuary).
If you want "transformer-style robots" and the rest, I'm sure you can
find it. But don't let those subjects blind you to everything
else manga has to offer. To do so would be equivalent to someone
looking at all the superhero comics dominating a typical comics store
and ignoring evidence that Fantagraphics exists. If you're
looking for recommendations, I'd suggest starting with
Uzumaki
(horror) or
Akira (sci-fi
action). Both of these are durn-near masterpieces, and they have
the added benefit of being "flipped" (they read in the familiar Western
left-to-right format). If these don't sound up your alley, let me
know what your reading tastes are and I'll try to think of something
more fitting.
Speaking of recommendations, yesterday I wondered what would be a good
shoujo manga to start
with. Several people have offered suggestions in the comments
thread, and
Kiril
Jones was even kind enough to include some links to reviews over at
AnimeOnDVD.com. I'm
reproducing the links below in case anyone
else is interested in learning about shoujo manga:
Other shoujo manga recommended were:
Fushigi Yugi,
Magic
Knights Rayearth,
Kare Kano, and
Kodocha.
I'll probably research these a bit and then pick up whichever one
sounds most appealing. If I were going strictly by title, I'd
probably get
Please Save My Earth --it just sounds goofy, yet
so polite. Thanks to everyone for their recommendations.
UPDATE: Kiril has also provided a helpful link listing all
the manga reviews in AnimeOnDVD's manga forum:
Manga
Review Thread Index.
UPDATE II: Shaenon,
who used to work for Viz, reveals that other names were bandied about
for the American version of
Shonen Jump, including the
"blander"
Manga Tsunami. Hmm...Shaenon's right that it
does sound bland. But why does it seem so
familiar?
So Bitching Drives Up Site Hits, You Say...
The new
Previews
Review is up, detailing books coming out tomorrow, November
19th. Christopher Butcher opens with an interesting reflection on
news about
Shonen Jump's skyrocketing sales, and works in a
little Comics Activism as well. Christopher also covers a
lot
of manga in this week's edition, stuff I've never even heard of.
I realized reading Christopher's blurbs on various manga that I don't
think I've read an honest-to-gosh
shoujo
(young girls) manga. Any recommendations on a good place to
start?
Oh, and Christopher has also written a nice
follow-up
to his opining from
last week.
It's over on his blog, which I'm embarrassed to admit I didn't even
know he had til now.
Very Gay News Indeed
I find
this
news very heartening. For the moment I'm suppressing my
inclination to worry that the Massachusetts legislature will screw this
up somehow. And I think
describing
marriage as "the voluntary union of two persons as spouses, to the
exclusion of all others" is a very workable definition.
UPDATE: I'm going to have to read through
the
full decision (PDF) later, but I glanced at the opening paragraph
and...wow, just wow.
Marriage is a vital social institution. The exclusive
commitment of two
individuals to each other nurtures love and mutual support; it brings
stability to our society. For those who choose to marry, and for their
children, marriage provides an abundance of legal, financial, and
social benefits. In return it imposes weighty legal, financial, and
social obligations. The question before us is whether, consistent with
the Massachusetts Constitution, the Commonwealth may deny the
protections, benefits, and obligations conferred by civil marriage to
two individuals of the same sex who wish to marry. We conclude that it
may not. The Massachusetts Constitution affirms the dignity and
equality of all individuals. It forbids the creation of second-class
citizens. In reaching our conclusion we have given full deference to
the arguments made by the Commonwealth. But it has failed to identify
any constitutionally adequate reason for denying civil marriage to
same-sex couples.
Wow.
UPDATE, TAKE TWO: Still haven't read the
full decision (HTML version),
but I thought
this piece
on Slate did a nice job explaining why the Massachusetts ruling differs
from earlier decisions in other states. Only thing it doesn't
cover is how the
Defense of
Marriage Act (DOMA) could still screw things up on the federal
level, even if same-sex couples end up able to marry in Massachusetts
in six months' time.
Liefeld Watch
Yesterday's
LITG has been updated with comments from Rob Liefeld (I'll
reproduce Liefeld's comments below, but visit
LITG
to see the full item
in case you don't know what Rob's responding to):
Rob Liefeld chose to comment on this rumour
and
speculation...
"The update on all my plans, Arcade, Marvel and beyond are as follows,
both Genesis and Brigade have fallen victim to talent jockeying,
specifically, coloring and inking setbacks. The colorists and inkers I
have been working for have become much more popular with the two big
pub's following the release of 'Youngblood: Bloodsport' and
'Youngblood: Genesis' and as a result, I have patiently pushed back
deadlines in order to accomodate the quality of the work on these
titles. I have made no bones about the fact that I would rather have a
job I liked than one that is slapped together by interns in order to
meet a dealine. I also don't mind pushing back some deadlines in order
to accomodate the aspirations of the extremely talented folks around
me. Marvel and DC seem to be the only career facelifts worth a lick to
young talent and in the long run if it makes folks happier and the work
is better than it's a good thing.
"'Youngblood: Bloodsport' is my fault as always as I continue to
re-draw pages until they are as good as my meager talents can produce.
Unfortunately, my main career earnings for the last half decade have
come outside the comic business and as I uphold those commitments it
pushes everything back. I fully understand that whether it's a big 100
million movie like Disney's 'The Alamo' or my little 'Bloodsport'
projects being shuffled around the schedule, the media has an interest
and a right to know the facts behind the decisions that drive the
public batty. That said, 'Bloodsport,' 'Genesis' and 'Brigade' are on
target for release early in 2004, say around January-February.
"As for any Marvel plans, for now my sole contribution to Marvel is
providing 'Cable/Deadpool' covers.
"I am not intimately aware of Marat's commission prices, but if he has
cut them in an attempt to generate more interest it is no doubt in
direct correlation to his being stiffed by CrossGen after producing
issues of 'The First' that are currently on sale. He was hired at San
Diego to do a number of fill ins for CrossGen and after failing to
receive a single penny for the issue that was released 2 weeks back
despite their numerous promises to pay him, I have increased his
workload in the hopes to take his mind off of the runaround he is
experiencing. He is currently producing 'Brigade' #2 and another top
secret project for next year."
As for Arcade, Liefeld tells me, "No chance of bailing and that
revolution is still on it's way, look for an exciting partnership
coming to a computer hard drive near you in the very near future..."
Rob is "working for" his colorists and inkers? I suppose,
considering
past
allegations about Liefeld not paying creators who worked on his
books, it makes more sense to say he's working for them if that's the
only direction money is flowing in. And I can see why the
colorists and inkers would turn to the Big Two, where they're more
likely to receive actual payments for their work.
Also, the line "look for an exciting partnership coming to a computer
hard drive near you in the very near future" made me mentally equate
Arcade Comics with a computer virus. If he can't get people to
buy
his comics, Liefeld will just surreptitiously install them on your
PC. So watch out for future spam with the header "Craving More
SHAFT???"
Clogged Pipeline
Since Augie has announced in his
Pipeline
pseudo-blog that he's no longer able to accept any more comics for
review, I've graciously agreed to step in and help Augie out.
Please send all comp copies (especially expensive hardcover books like
the TwoMorrows Wally Wood retrospective) to:
John Jakala
4800 France Ave S
Edina MN, 55410
I thank you, and Augie thanks you.
Embargo Endrun
Kevin
Melrose turned me on to a neat trick: Can't wait for the
midnight embargo on DC's upcoming solicitations to pass? Well,
just head
over to DC's website and peek at the February 2004 solicitations for
DC's
DCU,
Vertigo,
and
Wildstorm
books. Here's what catches my eye:
- I have a strange fascination with Adam Strange, but I don't think
I've read many of his original solo adventures, so I'll probably get
his first Archive
Edition.
- I think I'll check out the Losers
trade, especially considering that it reprints six issues
for only ten bucks (assuming that's not a misprint). Per issue,
that works out to almost half of what a regular
issue costs.
- Is DC getting quicker with collections? Not only is there
the Losers trade, but also collections of such recent series
as Birds
of Prey and Arkham
Asylum: Living Hell; recent storylines from Flash,
Superman,
and Hawkman;
and classic material such as Perez's Wonder
Woman.
- Since when is Zero
Hour a "classic saga"?
- The "Eye
of the Storm" crossover is upon us. Here's hoping it blows
over quickly.
- I've been enjoying Will Pfeifer's work on H-E-R-O,
so I'll probably try out his Aquaman,
at least for a couple issues.
- Hey, it turns out that
Hush guy didn't die after all! What a surprise!!
If you want to see some of the purty covers DC puts out month after
month, go
here.
For boring, bland covers, go
here.
Because Sean Collins Doesn't Allow Comments
"[D]on't let's forget that some superhero books are still a hoot and a
half":
YES
Citing "Brian Bendis and Mark Millar" as examples of "
the
entertaining mainstream":
NO
When Comic Book Movies Go Bad
Caught the tail end of
Judge Dredd on TV over the
weekend. Good lord, that was bad. Some of the standout low
points:
- Diane Lane? Noooooo!!
- Rob Schneider as the annoying sidekick? Did someone think
this was Batman and Robin? And that Adam Sandler was
playing the Dark Knight?
- Why did they show the clones emerging from their cocoons, only to
die without doing anything? I thought this was going to be the
closest we got to seeing Judge Death. Yet the creepy-looking
clones don't fight anyone--they just get destroyed in some lame lab
explosion. (Was something edited out for TV?)
- The hoverbike flying scenes looked like they were right out of
one of those crappy Universal Studios "simulation" rides.
- Favorite Line: [Stallone, to bad guy] "I should have
put you away myself...personally!"
If the entire movie is this bad, I may have to rent it sometime just
for kicks.
Manga, Sequential Art's Messiah
Over on ICv2's "Talk Back" forum, retailer
John Robinson
of Graham Crackers Comics wrote a piece entitled "Long Live the
Pamphlet." Part of Robinson's argument is that pundits shouldn't
draw hasty conclusions based on the spectacular sales of
Shonen Jump.
And he's right:
Shonen Jump is only one example, so it
would be premature to decide that from now on all sequential art must
be packaged in thick anthology formats. After all, there are
other manga anthologies out there,
one which
supposedly has newsstand distribution like
Shonen Jump, but
I doubt
Super Manga Blast and
Raijin Comics are seeing
the sales that
Shonen Jump is.
So why do I (and others) get so excited about
Shonen Jump?
Well, I've laid out
some
of my reasons before, but--at the risk of branding myself a manga
apologist--I'll try to explain in a little more detail why I think big
anthologies provide a promising possibility (not a definite answer) for
comics.
Reason Number One:
Value. Robinson complains
that "over the last 21 years in business, the one constant I can always
count on is that anthologies will suck wind in sales figures over a
very short time." As he argues, "People don't want 64 pages or 100 page
of comic material that only contains about 22 pages that they care
about." The problem, however, is that Robinson is still thinking
too small: 64- or 100-page comics are nothing. The twelfth
issue of
Shonen Jump had 350 pages of material for only $4.95.
That's value.
Reason Number Two:
Newsstands. Because of
the higher page count and price-point, big comic anthologies could be
sold on magazine racks. Robinson only seems to be concerned with
how anthologies have typically sold in the Direct Market in the past,
but I think we need to look at other markets as well. After all,
I doubt
Shonen Jump is seeing much of its sales inside the
Direct Market (a suspicion confirmed each month by
ICv2's numbers),
yet it seems to be doing all right.
Reason Number Three:
Durability. Somewhat
related to the newsstand point. I've seen comics (individual
floppies) in bookstores and drugstores, but they're always horribly
beat up. Often times, I don't even think anyone's read the
pamphlets; I think the floppies are just so flimsy that they slide down
or flop over in the rack. Thicker anthologies like
Shonen
Jump stand up well on their own and fare better with everyday
wear-and-tear. Heck, my floppies seem to crease if I look at them
wrong; but I can toss around an issue of
Shonen Jump and it
still looks like it's in pristine condition.
Reason Number Four:
Subscriptions. With
durable product, it can be shipped through the mail with the
expectation that it will arrive in reasonable shape. Viz's
subscription service for
Shonen Jump was top-notch, and the
magazines always arrived (1) shrink-wrapped (2) before they hit the
newsstands. Plus, the subscription rates were incredible bargains
on an already great deal: The regular subscription rate is half
the newsstand price, and the "special charter rate" was even cheaper
than that (67% off cover). Make it cheap and easy to sign up for
subscriptions, and I'd be sending my nieces and nephews Marvel and DC
anthologies along with their
Shonen Jump subscriptions.
Reason Number Five:
Extras. You say it's not
fair that
Shonen Jump boosts circulation with extras like
CD-ROM games and free gaming cards? Well, why play fair?
Especially for books aimed at younger readers, put in plenty of free
extras so they feel like they're getting something special.
Reason Number Six:
Content. But aside from
the bonuses, you've got to make sure that the core content is
strong. I don't know if this necessarily means it has to be new
content, although I think that would definitely help, but it should be
related thematically. I think this is one reason why
Shonen
Jump succeeds where other anthologies fail: It focuses on
series appealing to (and about) young boys.
Raijin Comics,
on the other hand, has series that are too disparate in tone. The
cutesy romance and animal stories of
Bow Wow Wata are probably
not going to appeal to the same audience that enjoys a more mature political manga
like
First President of Japan. I think DC and Marvel
could easily put together anthologies that would appeal to well-defined
audiences. Simply collapse the various Bat-books and Superman
titles into their own anthologies; the same thing could be done over at
Marvel with the growing number of Spider-Man and X-Men titles. Or
put "pockets" of a publishing line together--like the Vertigo or ABC
lines. Or organize anthologies by creator. Heaven knows
some creators generate enough material to put out their own anthologies
every month: Brian Michael Bendis; Geoff Johns; Chuck
Austen. (This would also have the added benefit of quarantining
certain authors from the rest of a company's titles.)
I'm not saying that everything should be moved over to a big anthology
format. I think that would be just as short-sighted as leaving
everything in the same old 32-page pamphlet form that's been around
forever. But I do think
Shonen Jump's impressive sales
via bookstores, newsstands, and subscriptions should give American comic
publishers
something to think about.
November Preorders for January 2004 Comics
It seems that comics malaise is getting worse: Several of the
usual
"Previews Reviewers" haven't written anything up for the latest
catalog, and those who have seem downright grumpy about the latest
Previews:
- The Fourth
Rail guys, who usually split things up into two columns, throw
everything into one piece because "January is a depressingly small
month for the small press."
- Augie,
who usually does a separate writeup on Previews, quickly looks
through Previews as part of a regular column.
- Chris Eckman, who
usually complains about Previews, complains even more about
Previews.
About the only person I've read who seemed enthusiastic about reading
through the new Previews was
Laura
Gjovaag. Her only unhappiness stems from the fact that she
can't afford everything that looks interesting to her.
I did notice after putting my (tentative) order together that it was
smaller than previous months, but that's fine with me. I've been
spending too much on comics lately anyway. If I really needed to
pad out my order, I could pick up trades for some of my favorite series
(
Club 9,
Slam Dunk,
What's Michael?) but I
think I'll hold off on that as well. I still have plenty of
comics to catch up on, so there's no real urgency to get the collected
editions of stuff I've already read.
But no one's excited about the
DAN
CLOWES' GHOST WORLD ENID HI-FASHION GLAMOUR DOLL (p. 384)?
Manga Stack of Intimidation In The News
The
Manga Stack of Intimidation is unstoppable. Unable to be
constrained, it has broken free of this blog and found its way into
other columns, such as Matt Maxwell's
Full
Bleed [not a permalink] and Tony Isabella's
Tony's
Tips (scroll down to the "More Mailbox" section). Please
report any other sightings of the Manga Stack of Intimidation to the
proper authorities.
Even if their columns didn't have such great pictures, I'd still
recommend Matt's and Tony's pieces. Matt discusses some of the
more serious problems plaguing the floppy format. (I'd like to
note that the serials in
Shonen Jump and other manga
anthologies satisfy Matt's request for actual episodic
storytelling: Each chapter is good about developing the storyline
instead of just marking time til the next issue.) And Tony has
some sage advice for both creators and reviewers regarding negative
reviews:
Let it go already.
More Mainstream Magazine Mentions
In the November 21, 2003 edition of
Entertainment Weekly (#738), the subscribers-only supplement "Listen2This" has more comic
reviews:
- Sgt. Rock: Between Hell and a Hard Place: B
- Conan The Legend: B+
- Fray: A-
- Richard Matheson's I Am Legend: B
- Demo: B+
- Amazing Spider-Man #500: B
- Leave It To Chance vol. 3: Monster Madness: A-
Mike Mignola reveals that his all-time favorite graphic novel is
Challengers
of the Unknown Archives vol. 1.
Upcoming comics mentioned are:
Plastic Man,
Michael
Chabon Presents...The Amazing Adventures of the Escapist,
Brit:
Cold Death,
Ultimate Fantastic Four,
The Mirror of Love,
and
Sleeper: Out in the Cold (which is described as "a
perfectly paranoid super-powered espionage tale")
And in the November 17, 2003 issue of
The New Yorker ("The
Cartoon Issue"), Pantheon Books ran the following full-page ad:
Nice targeted advertising.
EDIT: Gah! Forgot to mention the one-page collaborative strip by Harvey Pekar and Robert Crumb in
EW's regular content (p. 19). I can't wait for the Crumb/Pekar reunion tour to hit Minneapolis.
The Trickle-Down Manga Theory
Dave
Intermittent wonders why the news about
Shonen Jump's
growing sales should matter much to non-manga comic book fans.
Dirk
Deppey has already replied with two reasons (steady bookstore sales
keep the Graphic Novel section alive; competition from the manga
publishers might encourage The Big Two to produce material in varied
genres and formats appealing to younger readers), but I'd like to add a
third: It promotes the art form of sequential art. Even if
the sales of superhero and small press comics never equal that of
Shonen
Jump, at least the people buying manga are buying comics. As
Ralph
Phillips pointed out, even if one portion of comics struggles or
withers away, that doesn't mean comics full-stop cease to exist.
And as I believe
Shawn Fumo
has argued from time to time, today's
Chobits fan may grow up
to read
Cheat or other indie romance GNs in the future.
I would imagine very few of us started out reading black-and-white
autobiographical comics when we were in grade school. We were
probably introduced to comics through colorful characters pounding the
crap out of each other. Later (assuming we didn't give up on
comics completely) we sought out other, more mature works of sequential
art (assuming our tastes evolved or expanded).
A fourth reason might be that readers growing up on manga might become
creators of sequential art themselves, and because they weren't
immersed almost exclusively in superheroes, they might set out to
create more diverse comics. In fact, this might already be
happening: As
Shawn
Fumo notes, American creators who grew up on manga and anime are
now getting published as part of Tokyopop's ongoing "Rising Stars of
Manga" contest, and their topics aren't all about giant robots or teen
romance. Getting newer generations of sequential art enthusiasts
to think of comics in terms broader than just "superheroes,
superheroes, and more superheroes" could be a very good thing for
American comics.
So much for the broad, abstract point. Now to consider a specific
question Dave raised: How is the "Amerimanga" book
Death: At
Death's Door doing? I don't know if there have been any
reports on bookstore sales (ICv2 noted that
sales were "strong"
and that it made the
bookstore list of
Top 50 Graphic Novel Titles;
Publishers
Weekly referred to it as "one of the most successful American
manga-style books" and listed it as
number
eleven on its list of "Top-selling Graphic Novels of 2003"), but in
the Direct Market sales have been good: It was the number one
graphic novel in
July
2003 with estimated sales of 15,364 copies, and it showed up on the
Top 50 GNs list again in
August and
October, with
sales of 1,780 and 2,483, respectively. (Of course, this book
undoubtedly owes much of its success to the extremely loyal
Sandman
fan-base, but Dave wanted to know.)
Alex Rossenstahl?
So I'd heard there was some sort of hubbub over Alex Ross being a Nazi,
or employing the techniques of Nazi propagandists, or something like
that. I guess the furor started with David Fiore's remarks
here. From
there various bloggers reacted, including
Johnny
Bacardi,
Laura
Gjovaag,
Sean
Collins, and
David
Fiore to clarify
his position. I finally read through everything and I have to
say...I just don't see it—the inherent fascism or the "uncritical
valuation of heroes for their hero-ness." Maybe it's just me, but
I look at Ross' work (which I do like) and I think it makes the heroes
seem frailer, not more formidable. I think my take is something
like Sean's in this respect: When I can see the wrinkles and
folds in Superman's skin, or the seams in Batman's homemade cape and
costume, the heroes seem more like regular schlubs and less like iconic Olympians. In short,
they look like grown men and women running around playing
superheroes. If this is the opposite of what Ross is going for,
then there's a completely different problem with his artwork—namely,
it doesn't achieve what it set out to.
Manga Marches On
Dirk
Deppey comments on
ICv2's news
that the ninth issue of
Shonen Jump cracked half a million
copies in sales. As ICv2 notes in the piece, that issue
contained a CD-ROM demo for a
Yu-Gi-Oh! PC-based video game, so
I could already hear detractors saying that these numbers "didn't
count." (Never mind that
Shonen Jump's regular sales have
skyrocketed 60% from 190,000 to 305,000.) Luckily, someone else
anticipated the naysayers and had a response ready:
Just to head off the usual naysayers: Yes, newsstand-sold
magazines are
returnable. But if the orders are going UP, there's a fair chance not
much is being returned, yes? And yes, #9 sold half a million because of
special promotion and a CD, not on the sheer artistic merits of the
comics within. Guess what. That's how people do business in the adult
world. Cope.
(Thanks to
Graeme
McMillan for reproducing Warren Ellis' observations.)
And
Newsarama
ran a press release from Viz detailing their plans for the "First
Anniversary Issue" (i.e., #13) of
Shonen Jump. I'm
starting to reconsider my decision not to renew my
subscription...
Meanwhile,
another
anthology from a different publisher may never even see its first
issue reach publication.
One-Line Reviews
The High-Concept Pitch for
Sleeper #10:
Genocide's origin story = Homer Simpson +
The Killing Joke.
The Surprise Twist Forecast for
Astro City: Local Heroes
#4: The Blue Knight will turn out to be the lawyer's cop friend,
who will then save the lawyer and turn to kill the bad guys...until the
lawyer reminds him that "killing them won't bring your family back."
The "It's Deja Vu All Over Again" Award for
JSA All Stars
#6: If you're going to have the main character retell his origin
within the story itself, opening with the Spectre narrating that same
origin story is a little redundant, not to mention a waste of a full
page.
Supervillain Snark
When I need a good dose of snark, there's no finer place than the V
Forum. In
this
thread, posters offered their takes on various supervillains:
- Kingpin: "Kingpin...is the dullest fucking villain
in the rogue's gallery. His powers: FAT. His motivation: RUN CRIME."
- R'as Al Ghul: "I get the feeling I should love R'as
Al Ghul, but he's the shittiest Batman villain. His powers - old,
strange beard. His motivations - the sanctity of wildlife."
- Thanos: "Thanos gains omnipotent power all the
time! Then he loses it. AND THEN HE GAINS IT AGAIN! Then - miraculously
- he loses it once more! AND THEN HE GAINS UNIMAGINABLE POWER
AGAIN!" - "That sounds like a cosmic sitcom: 'DARLING, THE SURFER
IS COMING AND I AM POWERLESS TO STOP HIM.'; 'NOW THINK ABOUT WHERE YOU
LAST HAD THE COSMIC POWER AND REMEMBER WHERE YOU WENT AFTER THAT.'"
Playing With The Search Feature
In response to
Dirk
Deppey's concern that the copy of
Sanctuary I bought at
Half Price Books was remaindered: I don't think it was.
Usually the remaindered books have what look like computer-printed
labels with bar codes on them, whereas other books have smaller,
individually-printed sticky price tags. I've always assumed the
latter type of books were ones brought in by customers, not unsold
stock from the publishers. I've also found that remaindered books
seem to appear on the
Half
Price Books website. So stuff like
the
stacks of
CrossGen's
Compendia, shelves of
ComicsOne
manga (which interestingly list "Diamond Comic Distributors" as the
publisher), and piles of
Safe
Area Gorazde were probably remaindered books (especially since
the detail page for each book says "Publisher's Overstock"). But
I'm guessing the single copies of various Tokyopop and Dark Horse manga
I saw were just individual used books sold by customers.
Perhaps we can use the Half Price Books site as an anecdotal tool to
see which graphic novels are doing well in the bookstores. I was
surprised that the site didn't list any of Marvel's hardcovers, since I
saw several copies of
Ultimate X-Men vol. 1 and the
Hulk
and
X-Men Encyclopedias in the store. (Perhaps they were
all from a collector who expected the books to become "hot" a couple
weeks after their release.) But it is nice to know I can buy back
issues of
Ultimate Spider-Man and signed copies of
Maximum
Clonage online.
Miscelleanous Manga
Found some cheap manga at a local Half Price Books:
Crayon
Shinchan vol. 1 by Yoshito Usui (
ComicsOne • 120 pages • $9.95)
Crayon Shinchan is one of the funniest comic strips I've read in
a long time. In his review of the first volume,
Greg
McElhatton compared
Crayon Shinchin to another comic strip
featuring a mischievous young boy as the lead character,
Calvin and
Hobbes. Only as Greg pointed out, Shinchin makes even Calvin
look pretty tame. Shinchin may look like a five-year-old boy, but
he acts more like a dirty old man, hitting on single women (see second
panel below) and reading pornographic magazines at the bookstore.
Even his parents notice that little Shinchin seems a bit strange for
his age, wondering why he doesn't act more like a normal
five-year-old. But then Shinchin's parents aren't much happier
when he does things most tots do, such as draw all over himself (and I
mean
all over himself) or ask embarrassingly frank questions at
inappropriate times.
I've included some sample panels below, and readers who'd like more of
a preview can check out a
30-page
PDF sample from ComicsOne to see if they'd be interested in this
book. The pages shown are pretty representative of the series
overall. One thing that might turn people off is the very simple
(one might even say "crude" or "primitive") artwork, but I thought the
amateurish art actually fit the material: The bare-bones art
provides an innocent cover for the PG-13 humor, much as Shinchin's
childlike appearance conceals the "mature themes" that occupy his
thoughts.
Island vol. 1 by In-Wan Youn and Kyung-Il Yang (
Tokyopop • 168 pages • $9.95)
Half Price Books had a number of different "volume ones" from Tokyopop,
so I thought I'd try out one since I haven't read much from this darling of the bookstores. (I think I've only read their
Battle
Royale and
Rising Stars series.) I flipped through a
couple different books, but nothing caught my eye til this one. I
saw some of the horror art inside and it looked creepy enough,
so—hoping for another
Uzumaki—I purchased
Island.
As they say, "I've read
Uzumaki. You,
Island, are
no
Uzumaki."
Yeah, it's probably not fair to compare every horror manga (or every
horror comic, for that matter) to
Uzumaki, but what can I
say?
I've been spoiled. And even if I try to put on my Objective
Reviewer's Hat, I still think
Island falls short considered in its own
right: The action sequences are confusingly rendered; the sexual
violence is crass and gratuitous; and the central characters are
extremely unlikeable. It's never a good sign when you find
yourself wishing the main characters would just hurry up and die.
Pan, the main protagonist, is supposedly a serial killer, and he's the
character who "saves" the female lead in the story's opening
sequence. Given the oblique way in which this information is
revealed in the story (and the coy manner in which
Toykopop's
website addresses the matter: "
Pan is a man of mystery. He may
be a
serial killer."), I'm guessing that Pan is in fact
not a
serial killer. Which makes the back cover's explicit
identification of Pan as a serial killer all the more misleading, and
all the more annoying
Another drawback with a book lies with the binding, not the
storytelling. On several pages, artwork and word balloons
disappear into the gutter. This is especially irritating when it
obscures a character's dialogue.
On the positive side, the art is nice enough. It's fairly
detailed, and there are some nice design elements. But as I
mentioned above, many transitions from panel to panel are confusingly
staged. And this might be more of a personal taste thing, but I
didn't find the actual demons frightening. Yes, they're fittingly
grotesque, but the whole
Aliens look isn't that
disturbing. The
representations of humans possessed by demons, however, are much more
effective (see below).
This
review
of Island is pretty amusing, and they seem to like it much
more than I did, so consider it a second opinion.
(And, yes, I know that this book is more accurately categorized as
manwha
(Korean manga), but the word is so close to manga anyway, and
Tokyopop publishes it, so let's call the whole thing off.)
Sanctuary vol. 1 by Sho Fumimura and Ryoichi Ikegami (
Viz • 344 pages • $16.95)
Sanctuary tells the tale of two young men's
attempt to infiltrate the Diet. But this is no idealistic
political manga like
First President of Japan. In fact,
Sanctuary
is like
First President's evil twin: The main
characters join the Yakuza, beat opponents brutally, and blackmail
rivals in
order to advance politically.
The storytelling in
Sanctuary is deceptively simple:
Dialogue is sparse; characters and backgrounds are rendered fairly
minimally; and multiple panels are often employed to stretch out a
single scene or reaction. The last bit probably sounds familiar
to readers of today's comics: "Hey, that's that decompression
everyone's always talking about, isn't it?" Well, yes, I guess it
is. I feel funny using the term to describe the storytelling of
Sanctuary,
though, because "decompression" seems to have taken on such a negative
connotation nowadays (padding, stretching things out, lack of a
competent editor, etc.). I prefer to think of it as "dramatic
pacing." Of course, it helps when you have actual drama to pace,
and
Sanctuary has that in spades. (Another factor in
Sanctuary's
favor is that when Ikegami uses one close-up after another of the same
character, he actually draws different close-ups rather than just
repeating the same panel over and over again. It's nitpicky, but
that "cheat" is so overused in so many comics it's really come to
bother me.)
Despite the seeming simplicity of this book,
Sanctuary is
extremely engrossing. I couldn't put this book down until I'd
read the whole thing. And then once I'd reached the end, I wanted
to rush out and read the next volume. (Looks like
the reviewers at
Artbomb had a similar
experience.) Instead, I went back and re-read the first volume
over again, this time mainly appreciating Ikegami's gorgeous
artwork. I love the confident line work Ikegami uses to define a
hand or a suit. I love the expressive faces he draws—each
character looks distinctive and remains consistently recognizable
throughout the book. Finally, I love the women he draws;
Ikegami's females are voluptuous and sexy, but never in a pandering or
titillating way. (I would have put up some samples of Ikegami's
"erotically charged" (back cover blurb's word choice, not mine)
artwork, but I like to keep this blog "work-safe" so instead you get
pics of Ikegami's old men, something else he draws extremely well.)
Meanwhile, In Other Manga News...
ADD and
Augie agreeing on something—a manga series, no less? Now I've seen
everything. Hmm, I might have to check this
Planetes out. And you're right, Augie,
Kill
Me, Kiss Me does sound pretty interesting: "Laced with
cross-dressing high jinks and madcap hilarity wrapped around a tender
story of one girl's pursuit of true love,
Kill Me, Kiss Me is a
charming tale of adolescent angst." Having grown up watching
Bosom Buddies,
I'm always up for some cross-dressing antics.
But Everything I Read Is Brilliant
Candidate for this week's meme:
There are too many mediocre
fucking comic books and you really need to stop buying them.
Come to think of it, isn't this the same candidate for Blogosphere Meme
as every other week? (Thanks to
ADD
for pointing out Christopher Butcher's closing statements in the 11/12
edition of
Shipping
This Week. On top of everything else Chris said, I'd like to
add that the bunny usually doesn't even taste like real chocolate.)
The Law Is An Ass
If only
Matt
Brady had been a day quicker, he could have stayed off Dirk
Deppey's
Michigan
Censorship Inertia Watch.
So if
the
law only requires that the lower 2/3 of a sexually explicit
matter's cover or exterior is prevented from public viewing, what
happens if publishers start putting the naughty bits up on the top
third of the cover?
Tenacious Termites
Ralph Phillips of
Termite
Terrace has a couple interesting entries up. First, a
reminder that
the
comics medium is distinct from the portion of the comics industry known
as the Direct Market. It's a point people often overlook in
their zeal to "Save Comics" but it's an important one. I agree
with Ralph here, especially after seeing bookstores filed with graphic
novels during a recent trip to Paris. People will continue to
create sequential art even if your favorite superhero comic is
cancelled. (And I'm not trying to belittle anyone's attachment to
low-selling superhero comics, either; I know the pain of loss all
too well, having endured the all-too-short runs of favorites such as
Power
Company and
Chase.)
Second, Ralph looks at
the
etiquette of properly attributing sources when blogging. It's
something that occasionally crosses my mind when reading others' blogs
("Did they get that from me?") but I think Ralph's right here as
well: Make the best effort to give the proper credit, but don't
get hung up on it if others fail to return the favor.
Welcome to the blogosphere, Ralph. Here's wishing you a long run
of finding links I can take credit for.
Grotesque Gripes: AVENGERS/JLA #2 & ASM #500
Why is it I'm so behind the curve? Not only do I get my comics
later than everyone else, but I seem to arrive at the general consensus
on things more slowly as well. Case in point:
Avengers/JLA
(or
JLA/Avengers, depending which month it is)
#2.
Back in
October,
I
surveyed other reviewers' opinions on the first issue and thought
many were being excessively harsh. Now I've read the second issue
and I'm beginning to think they were just quicker to spot the sluggish
direction this mini-series is going in.
Things start out encouragingly with a much more dynamic cover than last
month's group photo. There's a helpful summary of the story so
far on the inside cover, and the issue begins by giving a little more
detail into the conversation between Krona and the Grandmaster, which
set events into motion. So far, so good, but then we run into a
big roadblock on page 3: Who the heck is the floating cosmic
chick? Eternity's sister? Eternity in drag? Luckily,
ComiX-Fan's
annotations for #2 were there to inform me that this is "The
physical manifestation of
Kismet in the DC Universe."
OK, whatever; I know a lot less about the DCU than I do the minutia of
the Marvel Universe. Don't get bogged down by minor details; keep
plugging along.
Next comes the superhero slugfest that got underway last
issue. There are some fun moments here, especially the banter
between Flash and Hawkeye ("Purple Arrow" was especially fitting, given
Hawkeye's repeated Squadron Supreme jabs). Meanwhile, Batman and
Captain America decide to find out who's pulling the strings while the
other heroes fight. While I can see Batman (or at least
Morrison's version from JLA) using the others' fights as cover while he
does his clandestine thing, I was taken aback by
Cap's quick acceptance of Batman's plan, especially in light of Cap's
worry last issue that the DCU heroes were "fascist overloads."
Didn't it cross Cap's mind that some of his teammates might be injured,
or that Batman might be feigning cooperation in order to trap
him? And how does sizing up someone's fighting abilities reveal
anything about their trustworthiness? A bit of an awkward
transition from the tone of last issue.
Although Captain America seems to have calmed down,
Superman still appears to be acting out of
character. (Surest sign that Superman isn't quite himself? He's quoting
Spinal Tap.)
Even Superman's teammates continue to comment on his abnormal
behavior. So now I'm not sure
what the point was in having these heroes act so oddly. At first
I thought it was perhaps Busiek's way of commenting on how these
characters are the embodiments of their respective universes:
Transported into an alien universe, each begins to act in an alien
manner. But Cap's calm behavior in this issue while in the
"other" universe seems to shoot down this theory. Whatever the
eventual explanation (mind control, possession, doppleganger switch
during teleportation), the loss of symmetry seems to have weakened the
impact of this device.
Speaking of heroes acting out of character, the Thing shows up in this
issue to provide some comic relief. The only problem is that it
doesn't seem to be Ben Grimm's trademark gruff sense of humor. He
shows up in the Batcave and yammers on while Batman doesn't get in
a single word. It's a funny scene, contrasting Batman's taciturn
demeanor against a much more gregarious character, but Grimm's nonstop
chatter is more suited to a character like Spider-Man. Even
worse, the Thing's line that he's not
needed "fer gumshoein'—even cosmic gumshoein'" only serves to draw
attention to the contrived nature of the cast: The Thing—who
has handled plenty of cosmic affairs on his own and as a member of the
FF—only declines to help because Busiek doesn't want him in this
story, not because he'd rather lift things for Reed than save the
universe. So why does Busiek include the Thing at all?
Because of the promise to include every character who's ever been a
member of either team, and Ben was a member of the West Coast Avengers
for a short period. (Reed and Sue, who were members of the
regular Avengers team for several issues, also get a quick cameo for
this reason.) Busiek sacrifices a smoothly-flowing story for some
comedy and character checklist completeness.
There were a couple other spots where I felt the story ground to a
halt. Any time Krona and Grandmaster would explain the rules of
their wager, my eyes started glazing over. ("So let's go over
this one more time: If you win, I'll leave your universe.
But if I win, you have to let me wear that darling yellow dress you
have on!!") And since the full plot has yet to be revealed, I
know I have even more exposition to look forward to in upcoming issues.
Then toward the end of the issue, it seemed as though every other panel
was a close-up of a hero wearing a shocked expression and exclaiming
"WH--??" After a while I lost track of who was being surprised by
what. An acceptable pacing device, but definitely overused here.
Although I found this issue frustrating overall, there were still some
fun scenes for long-time fans: Cap seeing the case containing the
Jason Todd Robin costume and asking "You...lost a partner?"; Hawkeye
grumbling that he didn't get a chance to square off against Green
Arrow; Batman entering the Grandmaster's lair and commenting that he's
"fought men with this kind of compulsion before, but never with this
scope." I also thought Perez's art was stronger in this issue,
especially in the use of symmetrical page layouts to show the two
teams' parallel actions throughout the story. Check out pages
16-17, 24-25, 37, 38, 39, 47—some very nice stuff.
Next Issue: The Amalgam Universe!! (?)
On the other hand, sometimes I feel I'll never be able to join in the
conventional
wisdom on certain books. My impression is that most people are
enjoying J. Michael Straczynski's run on
Amazing Spider-Man but
I've never been able to get into it. I've read some of his
earlier issues (either through Marvel's DotComics or lucky bargain
bin finds) but found them tedious. But what find of fanboy would
I be if I passed up a chance to read a double-sized (well, almost) 500th
issue special of my favorite superhero? So, yeah, I picked up
ASM
#500.
I'd hardly hit the first page when I already had several
complaints. A J. Scott Campbell cover? Ugh. I don't
understand why people think his females are attractive; I think his
female characters look hideously distorted. (His Mary Jane has
been a featured image in the Grotesque Anatomy Hall of Shame
before.) OK, turn the cover. Huh? What the hell is
going on?? Why is the Earth X Spider-Man in this comic? Why
does the young Peter Parker have a spider-shaped lamp? "Happy
Birthday, Part
Three"??? Hey, doesn't Marvel do those
recap pages? I could sure use one now! Aarrgh—way to plan
for all those casual readers who will be picking this issue up because
of the "500" on the front, Marvel...
Since I didn't read the issues leading up to this one, I have no idea
why the future Spider-Man is being pursued by the police for
manslaughter. I have no idea who this Lamont character trying
to talk Future-Spidey into surrendering is. And I have no idea why
Future-Spidey thinks committing suicide will be "better for MJ."
(Can't you just get a divorce if she's sick of your being
Spider-Man?) So this scene with Future-Spidey deciding to go out
in a pointless blaze of glory eats up about seven pages of the (almost)
double-sized issue. From the future, we return to the past as we
watch Spidey (with his present consciousness) relive several events
from his earlier career, including yet another homage to the "pinned under rubble" scene from ASM #33 (didn't JMS just do something similar to this not too long ago?). At first the idea struck me as lazy
("Hey, we don't even have to write any new scenes for this issue!
We'll just have Spidey relive his past!!"), but the execution isn't
bad. Watching a wiser, more experienced Spidey wisecrack his way
through earlier events reminded me of something out of one of the
better Buffy episodes. Plus, we get to see JR, Jr's renditions of
some classic Spidey villains. (My only complaint is that JMS'
lame villains are shoehorned in alongside the classic rouges' gallery.)
Spidey returns to the present, convinces the other heroes not to do
something Very Bad, and Dr. Strange shows up to save the day. Doc
also presents Spidey with a special gift—five minutes with Uncle Ben
(which is a treat for the reader, too, since the four-page scene is
illustrated by none other than Jazzy Johnny Romita himself).
Yeah, I got a little misty-eyed seeing Peter finally unburden some of
his guilt. (And somewhere John Byrne read this scene and shed
tears as well, but tears of anger: "How dare they screw up
Peter's motivation for being Spider-Man?? Idiots!!! Looks
like I'll have to step in to clean things up again....")
Actually, now that I think about it, this would make a very good ending
point for the Spider-Man saga: Peter, finally realizing that he
is
happy, deciding to continue as Spider-Man because he derives
satisfaction from helping others. Yeah, I think it makes sense to
stop reading Spider-Man comics here. I like this ending.
Thanks, Marvel.
Epic Struggles
Newsarama is reporting that
all
unreleased Epic titles will now be collected into a single anthology.
I'm not sure how the average Marvel fan will react to this, but I
think it's a great idea. For whatever reason, I'm generally drawn
to anthologies. I think I like the variety and value: It's
usually a good way to sample several series for less than it would cost
to buy them individually. Depending on the price/page count (not
mentioned in the Newsarama piece), I may actually get this. I'm
not sure how long the anthology series will last, though. Despite
the frequent online cries for more diverse packaging (such as thick
anthologies of all-new material), the Direct Market never seems to
support such format experimentation. Worse, Marvel itself bestows
the stink of death on the Epic anthology by suggesting there may not
even
be a second issue. Way to inspire enthusiasm in
your product, Marvel. Maybe those
Dejemasification
theories are correct after all. Any bets on what the next variation on
the Epic projects will be? ("We've decided to scrap the anthology; now
Epic will be released as a series of limited-edition Dynamic Forces
prints.")
Dearest Comics Retailer...
More bloggers are sharing their experiences with different comic
shops:
Laura
"Tegan" Gjovaag (who points out that I was probably being overly
generous in referring to Golden Age Collectables as a "comics store"
rather than a "tourist trap") writes fondly about her local comic shop,
Corner Comics (which gets a
short little write-up
from the local newspaper);
David
Allen Jones likes his shop so much that he doesn't even mind the
35-mile drive (although it helps that there's a place to buy beer
nearby); and
Kevin
Melrose bemoans the fact that he can't buy
his own
published comic work at his local shop, even when he offers to
order twenty copies.
After reading all of these good and bad accounts of various comic
shops, I felt moved to chime in with some words about my own comics
retailer,
Mailordercomics.
(Yes, as you can probably guess from
the name, Mailordercomics (MOC for short) is a mail-order
service. I like the convenience and the savings (in terms of both
money and time), OK?) As I mentioned in an earlier entry, I
stumbled across MOC at a time when I was
truly burned out on
comics (not just the general, good-natured grumbling I've been
expressing lately). Even though I had stopped buying comics, I
was still following the main comics news sites and lurking in various
message boards. Someone (I don't remember who or where) mentioned
that you could buy comics online at a sizable discount. I
checked out the various sites and settled on MOC. Well, "settled
on" is putting it mildly. I was
seduced by the generous
discounts (35% off most "mainstream" books—even more than Amazon's
standard 30%!!) and one-time offer of "Free Shipping!" on your first
order (something I'm not sure MOC still offers, but it certainly got my
attention at the time, which I think was before Amazon offered free
shipping on orders over $25).
Now one objection that some people might raise is that ordering online
is so impersonal. On the one hand, this is true: I'm
certainly not interacting with any clerks or other customers in order
to get my comics (which could be a Very Good Thing, depending on your
feelings/experiences with comic store clerks and customers). On
the other hand, it's not completely impersonal. I've found other
MOC customers online, and we share our experiences (and orders and pull
lists). And I've gotten to know MOC's owner, Michael Robinson,
pretty well—mainly because I email him so often with suggestions, but
also because (partial disclosure time) I used to review comics for MOC
(something I eventually bowed out of because I was so bad at meeting my
deadlines). Michael is always prompt in returning my emails, even
when I look back at my original emails and think, "Geez, how annoying
am I? I don't think I would have addressed my comments if I were
Michael." But Michael is so committed to customer service that he
even takes the time to respond to my long-winded pestering.
But maybe that's not the best example to prove Michael's commitment to
great service. Heck, for all I know, MOC uses an automated
response system and I simply trigger the "Verbose Nitpicker"
replies: "Dear JOHN, thank you for your wonderful
suggestion(s)..." (Just kidding, Michael; I still believe you
really write the emails yourself.) So here's another example.
Michael sent out an email today outlining some upcoming
improvements in MOC. The one that probably got most people
excited was the news about EVEN
BIGGER DISCOUNTS!! OK,
yeah, that
got me excited too, but what really grabbed my attention was this info:
Each month we have a small number of customers that are
either shipped a book that didn't belong to them or didn't get
something that was listed on their packing list. With the hiring
of some new employees, this is to be expected until they can become
acclimated to the new job. However, in an attempt to reduce these
mis-sorts even further, we hired a consultant to come out and spend a
few days with us on our methods of pulling. I think you're going
to find that the changes we have made in our pulling system will
guarantee you 100% accurate results in your monthly shipping....Next is
our packaging. I actually had a
packaging manager from a major catalog company come out to our
warehouse and examine our current packing methods and materials.
He made some very good recommendations in both how we pack and the
items we use in our void fill.
It might seem like a small thing, but the fact that MOC is willing to
hire two consultants to analyze their processes really impressed
me. Part of it is that I'm a QA in my day job, so process stuff
like that resonates with me. But mainly I'm impressed because MOC
is making a focused effort to improve its service, service that (from
my perspective anyway) didn't even
need tweaking. (I do
know of one case where a friend on the Broken Frontier boards had a
shipment stolen, but that was a failure on UPS's part, not MOC's.
Still, MOC addressed that situation by replacing all the comics that it
could (as you can guess, replacing the missing Marvel comics was a
chore) and by switching to Fed Ex as its carrier.) Maybe part of
the reason I'm so impressed is because I've heard stories in the past
of readers not getting something in their pull box that they
preordered, but being brushed off by their retailers when they brought
it up. I'm impressed MOC is taking the steps to correct the
problem rather than just shrugging and saying, "What do you want us to
do about it?"
OK, love letter to my retailer over. I'll try to be in a grumpier
mood next week. If I stick to my plan of reviewing
Avengers/JLA
#2 and
Amazing Spider-Man #500, a grumpier mood can pretty much
be guaranteed.
(And because Dictator-For-Life Sean Collins doesn't have a comments
section on his blog: Sean, how am
I the
man who started it all when I was inspired in part by
two
threads
other bloggers linked to? I call entrapment!! (But I still
want credit for the
Derek Kirk Kim masturbation webcomic link, even
though
Mr.
Bacardi whines that
he's had a link to Kim's site forever
and I actually got the link from the
Termite Terrace blog
(which linked to it way back on Oct. 15th). And did you get the
Tomie
books yet?))
Point-Counterpoint: Comics Suck
One interesting thing about blogging is you're never sure what other
people will respond to, or how they'll interpret what you've
written. On
Tuesday
I threw out some scattered thoughts I'd been
having and called it a blog entry. Over the last few days, a
number of people have commented on and reacted to my grumblings:
Dirk
Deppey,
Ron
Phillips,
David
Allen Jones,
Kevin
Melrose,
Rick
Geerling, and
Sean
Collins.
While it was certainly interesting to read other people's thoughts and
feelings about the ebb and flow of attachment to this hobby, I wanted
to clarify my own position on the matter. I wouldn't
really describe my feelings as "burnout" and I wasn't trying to express
despair about the current state of the art form; it was really just a
strange
observation about the floppy format that suddenly struck me.
Yeah, there was some ranting about cramped comic stores and the trap(s)
of preordering in there, but none of it made me want to abandon comics
or anything. As I said in my original post,
I guess in the end
my decision won't be anything dramatic: I'm not going to give up
comics or swear off floppies completely. I'll just do what I do
whenever I get in a mood like this: Trim down the pull list and
be more selective when I put together my monthly orders.
I can
see how my reflections sparked others to comment on their own
occasional ambivalence towards comics, but I didn't want anyone to come
away with the impression that I hate comics. I don't—not any
more than I hate any other medium, at any rate. I mean, it's not
as though comics are unique in serving as a target for my ire:
I generally hate going out to see movies, because I always end up in
front of some morons who think the theater is their private screening
room, talking during the movie, making and receiving calls on
their cell phones, etc. I grow tired of TV shows that I've watched
regularly. I buy books, DVDs, and video games based on the recommendations of others and it's not as
though I
like everything they're so sure I'll love.
So if the question is, "Do Comics Suck?" as Sean Collins put it, I'd
have to say:
Yes, but only to the extent that everything
sucks. And,
No, because as
Alan
David Doane points out, there have been a lot of good comics that
have come out this past year. (I feel a special "Year End"
retrospective coming on...) And even with books that aren't as
enjoyable or enriching as I might wish (
Avengers/JLA #2, I'm
looking at you), I still get the pleasure—the
intellectual satisfaction—of thinking about why I didn't like the
work, why I responded to the work the way that I did. And for me,
that's all I expect out of any form of literature, entertainment, or
art.
Want To Learn More About MANGA?
For all you manga lovers out there (and manga-curious, as well), Shawn
Fumo has put together a nice list of
helpful
manga resources. Thanks, Shawn. The
Lister X service looks
interesting—I'll have to check it out when I have more time.
Gimee Gimee Gimee!
I've considered adding donation buttons on this blog from time to time
but never followed through with it. Then I saw
this
entry on Graeme's blog where he linked to
an
entry on Mark Evanier's blog where Mark revealed he's doing quite
well in terms of tips. So, yeah, that finally motivated me to set
up some donation buttons on the right. And I only mention this to
be up-front about the fact that I
am doing this for the money,
but I certainly don't expect that people have to contribute
anything. If you do, great, thank you, but I won't be guilting
people into helping me run the blog or anything. I don't really
have any additional expenses associated with doing the blog (I'm
hosting it through Blogger for free, and I store images on webspace
that I already had as part of my broadband service), so it's not like I
need to be reimbursed for money I'm throwing into this. There's
the time aspect, but like most bloggers, I do this because I enjoy it,
not because I expect to be compensated.
Anyway, those are my thoughts on the matter. I promise never to
bring it up again--I just wanted to lay out my reasons for adding the
shameless soliciting on the right.
EDIT: Moved the donation buttons to the bottom of the left section because they seemed to be causing problems with the links not displaying on the right for some people. Please let me know if the links still aren't showing up on the right side as they should. Thanks.
Archie vs. Yugi?
While poking around Tony Isabella's section of the World Famous Comics
site, I ran across his
latest
"Tony's Tips" column. Playing around with the
Inflation
Calculator, Tony finds that there are still some good comic book
values
out there. The two biggest bargains according to Tony are Archie
comics (especially the
Digests
and
Double
Digests) and
Shonen Jump.
According to Tony's rough calculations,
Shonen Jump is a
bargain at
$4.95 an issue, since a comparably-sized American comic from 1961 would
cost over nine bucks today:
That brings us to Viz's SHONEN JUMP, arguably the best buy
in comics.
Each monthly issue has over 300 pages of manga and manga-related
articles. The same amount of material in 1961 comic books would have
cost readers about a buck-and-a-half; going by the IC, SHONEN JUMP
should carry a cover price of nine dollars and change. Its actual cover
price is $4.95.
Tony is also a fan of the anthology's content, noting that "there's so
much of interest in each issue of JUMP that you can spend hours
enjoying the comic. It would be a good deal at twice the cover
price." Although I've tired of
Shonen Jump myself (I
won't be
renewing my subscription and I doubt I'll continue any of the series in
trades), I'd still recommend the anthology, especially to younger
readers and comic fans who are looking for a way to sample a large
amount of manga quickly and cheaply.
I wonder if Tony does requests? I'd love to see how $60 worth of
Archie Digests would stack up against the
Manga
Tower of Intimidation.
(And if you're looking for another way to compare various comics,
reader Lank suggests using books'
square
inch size ratio would be a fairer measure than simple
thickness. I'm not sure I agree with (or fully understand) this
proposed form of measurement, but you can read Lank's efforts to
explain it in the
comment
thread for the original Manga Stack entry.)
Now This Is Self-Loathing Theatre!
Derek Kirk Kim
is back with a sideways strip titled "
The
Ten Commandments of Simon." (Thanks to
Termite Terrace for the
link.) In other Kim news, Sequential Tart has a pretty extensive
interview with Kim,
as well as a positive
review
of his wonderful graphic novel,
Same Difference and Other Stories
(available in both
webcomic
and "
dead tree"
versions). If you haven't read this book yet, I'd highly
recommend it—easily one of my favorite books of the year.
Schulman on SSM: Civilization in Crisis
Eve
Tushnet linked to
this article by
Sam Schulman opposing same-sex
marriage. I think the opening passage nicely sums up how
fairly and even-handedly the author treats the matter:
The feeling seems to be growing that gay marriage is
inevitably coming
our way in the U.S., perhaps through a combination of judicial fiat and
legislation in individual states. Growing, too, is the sense of a shift
in the climate of opinion. The American public seems to be in the
process of changing its mind—not actually in favor of gay marriage, but
toward a position of slightly revolted tolerance for the idea. Survey
results suggest that people have forgotten why they were so opposed to
the notion even as recently as a few years ago.
Yeah, people couldn't have been convinced by argument that there was no
good reason to oppose same-sex marriage; they must have simply
forgotten why they were opposed in the first place.
"Well, I seem
to remember I was
against same-sex marriage, but I can't seem
to
remember
why. Guess I'd better just resign myself to
slightly
revolted tolerance from now on." I'll have to check
USA Today's
site to see if they have any of their old surveys archived; I'd love to
see how many people checked the "tolerant, yet slightly revolted"
option. Wait, that's funny:
This
opinion piece from
USA Today states that recent polling
data shows increasing numbers of Americans opposed to same-sex
marriage. I guess they forgot that they forgot that they opposed
same-sex marriage.
The rest of the article goes on to argue that allowing SSM will result
in an "Antigone moment":
To me, what is at stake in this debate...is our ability to
maintain the
most basic components of our humanity. I believe, in fact, that we are
at an “Antigone moment.” Some of our fellow citizens wish to impose a
radically new understanding upon laws and institutions that are both
very old and fundamental to our organization as individuals and as a
society. As Antigone said to Creon, we are being asked to tamper with
“unwritten and unfailing laws, not of now, nor of yesterday; they
always live, and no one knows their origin in time.” I suspect,
moreover, that everyone knows this is the case, and that,
paradoxically, this very awareness of just how much is at stake is what
may have induced, in defenders of those same “unwritten and unfailing
laws,” a kind of paralysis.
To me, this sounds a lot like a natural law argument, something I don't
have much sympathy for. As I see it, laws are created by humans
to serve their needs; humans do not serve unchanging natural
laws. (I also thought it was strange that Schulman
thinks people have forgotten their reasons for opposing SSM but
everyone simply
knows that we are in danger of tampering with
the very fabric of society.)
Schulman, like most
opponents of SSM, settles the matter by begging it: "[B]y
definition, the essence of marriage is to sanction and solemnize that
connection of opposites which alone creates new life." (Well of
course same-sex couples can't get married! Look, the word
'opposite' is built right into the very definition of marriage!
Silly homosexuals!) Schulman also
conveniently sidesteps the thorny issue of childless opposite-sex
marriages by simply stating "Whether or not a given married
couple does in fact create new life is immaterial." Sure,
but only if the couple is heterosexual, right? The fact that a
homosexual couple could not create new life on their own generally
receives a great deal of attention from SSM opponents. But if a
heterosexual couple is childless, for whatever reason?
Irrelevant!!
In a possibly revealing slip, Schulman
refers to opposite-sex marriage as "an idea":
Their union is not a formalizing of romantic love but
represents a
certain idea—a construction, an abstract thought—about how best to
formalize the human condition. This thought, embodied in a promise or a
contract, is what holds marriage together, and the creation of this
idea of marriage marks a key moment in the history of human
development, a triumph over the alternative idea, which is concubinage.
This seems to be at odds with his opening claims that human beings are
attempting to tamper with laws whose origins in time are unknown.
If traditional heterosexual marriage is simply an idea, why can't that
idea be altered as society's (and citizens') needs change? As
Schulman
points out, after all, "Circumstances have, admittedly, changed."
Also nice is Schulman's reliance on sexist stereotypes of masculinity
to reinforce his position: "[A] man desperate to marry is often
considered to have something wrong with him—to be unusually controlling
or needy." Schulman makes this enlightened point while arguing
that men never feel incomplete without marriage the way that women do
(in itself another nice stereotype: "All women feel empty if
they're
not married!") Perhaps Schulman's never run across men who
genuinely want to settle down with someone—men who feel empty after
years of unfulfilling dating—but they do exist. Of course, in
Schulman's view, such men must be "deficient" in some way.
But Schulman saves his most offensive comments for this bit:
Why should I not be able to marry a man? The question
addresses a class
of human phenomena that can be described in sentences but
nonetheless cannot be. However much I might wish to, I cannot be a
father to a pebble—I cannot be a brother to a puppy—I cannot make my
horse my consul. Just so, I cannot, and should not be able to, marry a
man. If I want to be a brother to a puppy, are you abridging my rights
by not permitting it? I may say what I please; saying it does not mean
that it can be.
That's right—Schulman just equated two members of the same sex wanting
to marry each other with someone wanting to be brother to a
puppy. ("It's gibberish! You people are talking
nonsense!! How can I reason with people whose words have no
meaning?") Without even getting into how many people do come to
think
of pets as family members, Schulman's argument here is mind-bogglingly
bad (whether out of mere callousness or malice I have no idea):
No rights are lost if someone is told that they cannot be a brother to
a puppy. But when a same-sex couple is told they can't marry,
there
are substantive rights on the line—somewhere
over a
thousand, by
one estimate.
Finally, Schulman sets out what he sees as the consequences of allowing
SSM:
Severing this connection [between human beings and our
animal origins] by defining it out of existence—cutting it
down to size, transforming it into a mere contract between
chums—sunders the natural laws that prevent concubinage and incest.
Unless we resist, we will find ourselves entering on the path to the
abolition of the human. The gods move very fast when they bring ruin on
misguided men.
Wow, now
that's a slippery slope! Not only will
concubinage and incest naturally follow the adoption of SSM but the
very
destruction of humanity itself!! All those underachievers who
always pull out the same old hat about polygamy should be
embarrassed. Schulman puts them to shame.
At first I was annoyed that I bothered to read this piece. But
now I'm actually glad I read it: I mean, this article can't be
for real, can it? This is probably from something like
The
Onion,
right? (Heck, this Sam Schulman is almost as funny as
that Pope guy The
Onion covered last week.) Whew, you almost had me there,
man! But now that I
get the joke, all I can say is: FRIED COMEDY GOLD.
Preordering Is Hell
Hey! Previews Review is back again! They're still behind on
the big Previews Reviews (the most recent one covers stuff shipping in
Nov. 2003 but the Previews for comics shipping in Jan. 2004 is already
out), but the
Shipping
This Week column is up for today, 11/5/03. There are a
couple books listed that sound interesting but which will probably wait
for my next round of bulk buying from Amazon (
Palomar,
Buddha).
The thing I really wanted to comment on was Christopher Butcher's
focused mini-critique of
Arrowsmith. Basically, Butcher
argues that
Arrowsmith, a series about the horrors of war,
fails to actually convey a sense of horror regarding any of the
horrific things that happen in war. I completely agree with this
critique. I thought
Arrowsmith got off to a promising
start but subsequent issues have seemed awfully dull. Worse, the
characters are painfully stiff and wooden. It seems as though the
characters
talk about their reactions more than they actually
react
(which might be a general trend in Busiek's writing; I'll have to
think more about this later). There are still a couple issues to
go before the story ends (and thanks to preordering I'm already getting
all of 'em) so things might improve, but the issues I've read so far
don't give me much hope.
SAD: Sequential Art Disgust?
Noticed a couple threads today where posters seemed kinda down on
comics in general. In the
first
thread, Andrei Molotiu proclaims that he's tired of buying comics
that don't satisfy, which prompts others to chime in with similar
sentiments and experiences. In the
second
thread, posters discuss how the fatigue of dealing with the
oddities of the Direct Market (preordering, pamphlets, and Previews)
affected their enjoyment of the medium, eventually convincing them to
switch to trades. Normally I wouldn't have given these threads
much
thought, but some of the opinions expressed mirrored feelings I had
recently. I was in Seattle over the weekend and visited (among
other spots) Pike Place Market. One of the shops there is a
comics store, Golden Age Collectables. Walking in, I was struck
at how
cluttered the space was. Granted, they're probably trying to
maximize the return on their rent, but the cramped quarters were not
conducive to comfortable shopping. I was actually looking for a
couple books, but I didn't feel like navigating the tight aisles, so I
left.

|

|
| The entrance to
Golden Age Collectables |
The main rack of
comics at Golden Age
Collectables |
Later that day, I stopped in a Borders downtown. I was surprised
to see a spinner rack of comics near the front entrance, right by the
magazines. Unfortunately, most of the comics were in pretty poor
shape, flopping over the front of each rack section. (Now I see
why "floppies" is an apt name for individual comic books.) I also
checked out the graphic novel section. Didn't find what I was
looking for, but I did
notice that they had multiple copies of the first two volumes of
The
Comics Journal Library (Jack Kirby and Frank Miller). Forgot
to
look to see if other alt-comix publishers were represented.
Anyway, I didn't really think much about either of these brief
experiences at the time, but last night as I was lying in bed, the
thought struck me: "Comic books are weird objects." I
know--deep thought. I don't know why it occurred to me then, or
why it never occurred to me before, but suddenly the idea just seemed
so obvious: Comic books are odd products. They're flimsy
yet garish; small yet difficult-to-store; disposable yet collectible.
I don't know if any of this means I'll give up floppies. I've
grown disenchanted with comics before but eventually returned.
The last time it was mainly an issue of inconvenience: I grew
tired of making regular trips to the local comic shop. At the
time, I thought I would go cold turkey, giving up sequential art
completely, but I was lured back by the big savings of online
retailers. Originally I planned to stick to trades only, but bit
by bit I found myself seduced by the siren call of big discounts on
individual comics. Soon I had set up a regular pull list
again. And where once I had been able to maintain a self-imposed
budget, I eventually ended up a comics glutton, buying anything that
looked remotely interesting. "Oh, a collection of Wally Wood's
artwork? Well, I've always enjoyed his art, I suppose. And
what's this? A hardcover edition with 16 extra pages of art not
found in the softcover? For only twenty dollars more? Well,
that sounds reasonable, I guess..." I was like a kid with the
Sears Christmas Catalog, only now I had a steady source of income.
So what will I do now? It seems that more and more fans are
switching over to trades only. I know
Johanna
Draper Carlson has been moving more and more in that direction and
she seems pretty happy with it. Augie De Blieck Jr. has also
been
pondering
his gradual conversion to trades lately. I guess in the end my
decision won't be anything dramatic: I'm not going to give up
comics or swear off floppies completely. I'll just do what I do
whenever I get in a mood like this: Trim down the pull list and
be more selective when I put together my monthly orders.
(
Thanks to Dirk
Deppey and Shawn
Fumo for pointing out the threads mentioned at the beginning.)
Self-Loathing Theatre
Augie De Blieck Jr. reviews two manga in
this
week's Pipeline. I haven't read any
Lupin III, but I
have read the first two volumes of
Iron Wok Jan. I'm not
sure what Augie meant by referring to this series as his "
personal
comics find of the year": I've always understood the
expression "personal find" as signifying the unassisted discovery of
something no one else knows about. But
Iron Wok Jan has
been recommended by a number of reviewers:
Randy
Lander,
Greg
McElhatton,
Peter Siegel,
Tony
Isabella,
Bill
Sherman, and probably others I'm overlooking. Perhaps all
Augie meant to say was that
Iron Wok Jan is something he just
got around to reading, and boy is he enjoying it so far. It just
seems strange not to mention the critical buzz surrounding this book,
which appears to be one of those manga (along with
Uzumaki)
that
even self-proclaimed non-manga devotees universally enjoy.
Personally, I've always been surprised that
Iron Wok Jan enjoys
such critical acclaim. Although the book stands out for its
efforts to make cooking exciting,
Iron Wok Jan also relies
heavily on the formulas of many
shonen
(young boy) manga, most notably the single-minded determination to
become the best
X there is (where
X = ninja, card game
player, cook, shaman, fighter, pirate, etc.), usually driven by some
half-acknowledged desire to live up to a family member's demands or
expectations. This isn't to say that
Iron Wok Jan isn't
fun, but I am surprised that more attention isn't given to how
formulaic the series can be.
I suppose part of it depends on how familiar one is with a given
formula, and I don't know how familiar various reviewers are with manga
conventions. Bill Sherman, who's pretty up-front with the fact
that he's just beginning to explore manga, does point out how
Iron
Wok Jan fits the mold of another genre he's familiar with:
"In a way, the chapters of
Iron Wok Jan! are structured like an
old Silver Age superhero comic: we have a problem and our cooking hero
solves it, then explains how s/he solved it to the other chefs and the
reader." And Augie points out how
Iron Wok Jan subverts
the expectations of romantic comedies: "As you can imagine, two
opposing personalities like that are bound to explode when pushed
together. Thankfully, this isn't MOONLIGHTING. This isn't romantic
tension. They sidestep that thorny and clichéd issue all
together in this book. Jan and Kiriko are heated rivals, and that's the
end of it. There are some stories that present one or the other finding
new things to respect in their opposite number, but there is no sense
that a romance is a fait accompli." (Bill doesn't sound convinced
that
Iron Wok Jan will be able to avoid the
Moonlighting/
Cheers
effect, writing "At one point, the two trade so many one word barbs
that you just know romance is inevitable.")
Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure how
qualified I am to pontificate on the conventions of shonen manga, since
my exposure to that genre is basically limited to what I've read from
one source--
Shonen Jump. Perhaps my perspective on the
matter is skewed by the material Viz has chosen to carry in the
anthology. And I haven't even bothered to discuss the ways in
which
Iron Wok Jan deviates from the formulaic structure I
think I see in other shonen manga. (For one thing, Jan, the
protagonist, is characterized as irritating and unlikeable, which is a
change from other shonen manga where the lead is portrayed as kind and
sympathetic.)
So what was my point again? I think all I've really done in this
rambling entry is expose myself as one of those annoying commentators
who's read just enough about something (in this case, manga) to act
like an expert when he thinks others are getting it wrong. Which
is especially ironic/annoying/hypocritical because less than a year ago
I was begging readers' forgiveness for my lack of knowledge regarding
manga as I set out to review manga for
Anime News Network.
So today's lesson? Man, I suck.
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