WorldWatchMen
Over at The V,
Matt
Craig deciphers what Tom Derenick was getting at when
he
said, "I received the script for issues #5 and #6 and you'd swear
to God he was channeling Alan Moore at some points."
Which means that the description for Panel One was three
pages of detailed instructions on how big to draw the breasts, and how
proud the nipples stood.
"IN THIS PANEL, THE THERMOSTAT ON THE WORLDWATCH ORBITING MONITOR BAY
HAS BEEN SET TO 13 DEGREES CELSIUS, OR TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-SIX
KELVIN. CONSEQUENTLY, THERE'S A BIT OF A NIP IN THE AIR, HA HA HA.
HA.
MISSUS ROBOTSON'S BREASTS ARE PENDULOUS AND FIRM, LIKE THOSE OF A YOUNG
MADELINE ALBRIGHT. SHE'S ABOUT A 42"-E. LEFTY IS MARGINALLY BIGGER THAN
RIGHTY, AND THEY LOOK AS IF THEY AREN'T ON SPEAKING TERMS.
HER SKIN IS PALE AND SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT, LIKE SOFT MILK CHOCOLATE,
AND IT'S CLEAR THAT SHE HASN'T WORN A BRA FOR A WHILE. NO NASTY
STRAPMARKS, HERE.
HER NIPPLES ARE PINK, AND HARD IN THE COLD. HER AUREOLES, WHICH ARE
ABOUT THE SIZE OF A SILVER DOLLAR (AGAIN, LEFTY>RIGHTY) ARE A BIT
BOBBLY.
IN THIS PANEL, MISSUS ROBOTSON IS BEHIND A CLOSED CELL DOOR. AND WE
CAN'T SEE HER."
With scripts like this,
The Absolute WorldWatch would
certainly be an interesting prospect.
